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A Miracle?
She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God to send her some HELP.
Within 5 minutes a beat-up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked if he could help.
She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I've locked my keys in my car. I must get home. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?" He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open.
She hugged the man and through tears said, "Thank You, God, for sending me such a very nice man." The man heard her little prayer and replied, "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft." The woman hugged the man again, sobbing, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!"
I told this one before but for the new people.......
A 92 yr old Jewish man was getting married and needed a pre marriage physical
Dr....."tell me Abe, how old is this lucky young lady"
Abe..."she is 16 years old"
Dr....."Abe, you do realize that with SEX at your age a person could die"
Abe..."vell..... if she dies, she dies"
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs, and cackle, telling me, "You're next".
They stopped after I started doing the same thing at funerals.
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