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Mr. Ken : My first son just turned 6 last week!
Mr. Sam : My first daughter just turned 3 few days ago!
Mr. Ken : Great! When your daughter 25, my son can marry her!
Mr. Sam : No! Look at your son's age currently is 2x my daughter's, so your son will be 50 then!!!
Mr. Ken :
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Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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GRANDPARENTS' ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE:
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Location: The Circle City. Sometimes NE of Bagdad.
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Well I’ll be...
"It just dawned on me why Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet ....nobody was married.
Here are the single people that come to mind. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Ernest T Bass, the Darlin family, Helen,
Thelma Lou, Clara...
In fact, the only one married was Otis and he stayed drunk.
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