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Let me tell youi something, wordsmith. First of all this thread is for jokes, not personal comments. Second, my wife has, and needs that "handicap parking permit hanging from the mirror". If not for that permit and the scooters at places like Walmart, she might not be able to go anywhere. She has a bulging disc in her lumbar. She can walk around but after a few minutes her legs get weak and she has to sit down. There may be somebody "sucking our tax dollars" with this but before you start on that part, always remember there are plenty more who need it.
Sorry, folks, for stooping to his level and commenting on a post that doesn't belong on a joke thread, but that just hit me wrong.
Joke | Definition of joke by Merriam-Webster Sorry for any misunderstanding. The 'sucking tax $'s' should have been taken as sarcasm) A personal attack was the last thing on my mind......
I think it incongruous that many with anti-govt bumper stickers are using the govt social programs. I just saw the faux pas on my part because I am working at a kids camp that includes all abilities, but has no internet.
I'll stop digging now
Doctor: You have acute tonsillitis.
Woman: Why thank you. And you have a cute nose.
A museum guide once asked by a tourist about the age of a dinosaur fossil. He said "100,000,003 years 6 months", the tourist replied "how do you know that exact", the guide replied "when i first worked here 3 years 6 months ago, the age of that fossil was 100,000,000 years, so 3 years and 6 months later its age should be 100,000,003 years and 6 months"
A teacher asked to one student whose drawing paper still remain blank
Teacher : Dan, where's your drawing?
Dan : I've drawn a horse and grass, but the grass had eaten by the horse!
Teacher : What about the horse?
Dan : It ran away!
Teacher : ????
Ann whose father is a member of Congress is the financial secretary of her class, she like to spend the class' money for her own business, without the teacher knowing it
one day she caught doing that the teacher, the teacher asked "if you do that again, i'll tell it to your Dad"
She replied : Just tell it, in fact my Dad taught me to do that"
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father,“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there ?”
The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there are three kinds of boobs. In her 20′s, a woman’s are like melons, round and firm. In her 30′s to 40′s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”
“Onions ?”
“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”
This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said,“Mum, how many kinds of ‘willies’ are there ?”
The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20′s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30′s and 40′s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50′s, it is like a Christmas Tree.”
“A Christmas tree ?”
“Yes – the root’s dead and the balls are just for decoration.”
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A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor's office.
"Is it true," she wanted to know,
"that the medication you prescribed has to be taken
for the rest of my life?"
"'Yes, I'm afraid so,"' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
before the senior lady replied,
"I'm wondering, then,
just how serious is my condition
because this prescription is
marked 'NO REFILLS'.."
An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked
to speak to his son.
"Yes, Dad, what is it?"
"Don't be nervous, son; do your best,
and just remember, if it doesn't go well,
if something happens to me, your mother
is going to come and
live with you and your wife...."
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The 'sucking tax $'s' should have been taken as sarcasm) A personal attack was the last thing on my mind......
