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Another oldie from about 60+ years ago from a bread jingle commercial.
A little boy goes to his mother and asks for two slices of bread which she gave him and he left for his bedroom.
15 mins later he is back for another two slices which she gave him and he left for his bedroom.
15 mins later he is back again for another two slices which she gave him and he left for his bedroom.
Now this gets her wondering of why the constant request for two slices of bread so she goes to his bedroom and quietly opens the door and peeks inside and her little boy is sitting on the edge of his bed holding his P**** between two slices of bread and singing the jingle............
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A funeral procession pulled into a cemetery. Several carloads of family members followed a black truck towing a boat with a coffin in it.
A passer-by remarked, "That guy must have been a very avid fisherman."
"Oh, he still is," remarked one of the mourners. As a matter of fact, he's headed off to the lake as soon as we bury his wife."
You have to say this one out loud. Got it? You: YES
Me: knock knock
You: who's there?
Me: old lady old lady
You: old lady old lady who?
Ready??
Spoiler
I didn't know you could yodel!
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Two "why did rhe chicken cross the road" jokes
