Official Joke & Humor Thread - Part Deux [MERGED] (Kentucky, driver, houses)

[highcotton]

Originally Posted by highcotton

Moderators: Is it okay to re-post jokes and poetry here in the Official Joke and Humor Thread?

The reason I ask is because this was said in a different C-D forum when re-posting poetry:
Moderator cut: nothing wrong with "poetry", as long as you don't re-post something. If you do, post only a short excerpt and a link to the original source

Originally Posted by motormaker

I think the red posting above is by a Mod.

Correct, the comment (quoted in Red above that I have a question about) was made by a Mod in a different C-D forum. I was totally unaware that C-D does not allow re-posting of poetry. My question is: Does this restriction also apply to jokes too? Can jokes be re-posted in full?

[highcotton]

I guess there is no Mod here...

[Steve Bagu]

Many jokes are "Repeaters" to some but still a NEW one to many readers and as for me I'm a Guilty person in posting a few of mine.

As for a Poem here......Naw...don't think so.

[psurangers11]

So let me ask you this: is it impossible to get a cup of coffee-flavored coffee anymore in this country? Huh? What happened to coffee? Did I miss an F-ing meeting with the coffee? Huh? You can get every other flavor except coffee-flavored coffee. They got mochaccino, they got chocaccino, frapaccino, capuccino, rapaccino, alpaccino, WTF?! www.WTF.com!

I walked into a Starbucks about a year ago, little kid behind the counter. I go, "Yeah, give me a regular." "A regular what?" "Coffee." "What flavor?" "Coffee-flavored coffee." I'll stick that menu right up your ass, kid! Menu... coffee doesn't need a menu, it needs a cup, that's all it needs! Maybe a saucer underneath the cup, and that's it!!!!

[motormaker]

Originally Posted by highcotton

I guess there is no Mod here...

Why don't you DM the Mod with your question.

[Annie53]

Originally Posted by Steve Bagu

Many jokes are "Repeaters" to some but still a NEW one to many readers and as for me I'm a Guilty person in posting a few of mine.

As for a Poem here......Naw...don't think so.

Ahhhh..... but perhaps a limerick would be appropriate for this thread.

[Cavaturaccioli]

Where is womens hair the curliest?


Fiji.



You should be ashamed for thinking what you were thinking.

[Steve Bagu]

That Starbucks reminded me of going into a fast food place and asked for a LARGE so so drink.

Kid says "we only have Small and Giant".

I says " I want a Large so so drink".(again)

He repeats "we only have Small and Giant".

(This sounds like a Abbot and Costello Baseball thing...some here may remember).

"Okay" I says. "There are two sizes of drink...Small and Large, I mean Giant...just give me a Giant".

Now if this is the intelligence of our future population....God help us.

(Above is NOT a Joke but a TRUE happening to me)

[highcotton]

Originally Posted by motormaker

Why don't you DM the Mod with your question.

There should be no need for a private Direct Message to the Moderator. Everyone needs to know the answer to the question...

[motormaker]

Originally Posted by highcotton

There should be no need for a private Direct Message to the Moderator. Everyone needs to know the answer to the question...

Everyone? I don't think so.