Official Joke & Humor Thread - Part Deux [MERGED] (houses, to live, daughter)

[motormaker]

Haven't checked snopes.com

To see if this actually

Works or not . . . But they

Say if You ever get the sudden urge To

Run around naked, You

Should sniff some Windex first.

It'll Keep you from streaking.

[LilyLady]

Originally Posted by motormaker

Haven't checked snopes.com

To see if this actually

Works or not . . . But they

Say if You ever get the sudden urge To

Run around naked, You

Should sniff some Windex first.

It'll Keep you from streaking.

Good one, Motormaker!

[Free-R]

[writerwife]

the 4th one ducked.


Got any good, clean jokes? (for preteen grands)



Whattaya call a fish with no eyes (gotta really 'hear' this one) ?
.
.
.
.
fshhhh

[Adi from the Brunswicks]

A woman at gate D4 had to call up a guy named Dietretch Granby as he was late for the flight. While rushing her tounge slipped and she announced "diet rich brandy, please report to gate D4". Cases of alcohol were at the gate a couple minutes later.

[ExNooYawk]

What do you call a mushroom who tells jokes?

A fungi to be around. (Get it? 'Fun guy'?).

[Yakscsd]

Humor may not have reached the "Boonies of Northern Alabama" yet, but it was what we call sarcasm. What makes you think anything is wrong with him?

[hunterseat]

Knock knock....
(who's there?)
Interrupting cow.
(Interrupting co..)
MOO!

[FayettevilletoHuntsville]

Originally Posted by Yakscsd

it was what we call sarcasm. What makes you think anything is wrong with him?

Agree

[Reactionary]

Q: How can you identify a dogwood tree?

A: By its bark.