I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (quote)

[Nonchalance]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

"Stop and call the police even if they don't come. It can be cuncidered leaving the sceen of an accident."

Dave. My mind is going.

[Lodestar]

In Craigslist "Rants and Raves:"

"I have a couple of pregnant friends who the fathers are denying their child. It amazes me how males can do this. Grow up and take responsibility. Quit hiding behind your families. And wow to these sin of a bunch me"

Yes, wow.

Another: "His dad would role over in his grave if he knew what kind of sumbags are living there now."

[Sudcaro]

I was reading a post on a Disney forum, and one of the posters kept talking about his/her love for the little Mermaid, aka princess Aerial (shouldn't a fan know it's Ariel?)

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by Sudcaro

I was reading a post on a Disney forum, and one of the posters kept talking about his/her love for the little Mermaid, aka princess Aerial (shouldn't a fan know it's Ariel?)

Years ago, I knew a woman who would tell anyone within earshot that she was, "The world's biggest Barbra Streiststrand fan".

Shouldn't a major fan of Ms. Streisand know how to pronounce the singer's name?

[Nicci6Squirrels]

"I live in a bird sanitary."

[CraigCreek]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

"I live in a bird sanitary."

No dirty birds allowed, then?

[CraigCreek]

In a comment on a CNN article about a former president:

"(this former president) had a "personal secretary" who traveled with him and stayed in adjoining sweets for years".

Sweet work if you can get it, no doubt.

[Scooby Snacks]

Laundry is hung out to dry. An unfortunate person who can't take it anymore hanged him/herself.

[Retriever]

From the Car Talk website:

"My 95 civic lossed all power slowly while doin 70mph on the freeway in 5th gear and wouldnt accelerate no mattaer how much gas i gave it. My battery lihht came on at the same time. Does any one no where i should start lookin for a problem first."

I know where that person should be "lookin" for his biggest problem, and it is not automotive in nature.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

Originally Posted by CraigCreek

No dirty birds allowed, then?

Apparently not! Clean your birds well if you're going to let them live in that bird sanitary!