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Old 09-22-2014, 07:12 PM
 
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Maybe it's the pre-Christmas rush?

Quote:
Vinegar will break the tinsel strength on the oil in the soap

 
Old 09-22-2014, 08:57 PM
 
Location: USA
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"Born and bread, moved there as soon as he could...."
 
Old 09-23-2014, 04:50 AM
 
Location: Florida
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Speaking of bread, this ad for a mixer for sale, offers lots of opportunities for captions.
"Comes with wisk, doe hook and paddle."
 
Old 09-23-2014, 07:36 AM
 
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"my boarder collie is smarter than your honor student"


I wonder how the dog manages to pay his bill for boarding...

 
Old 09-24-2014, 06:35 AM
 
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Some sage advice regarding automobiles with a lot of miles on the odometer:

"Another way to look at miles cars is, every thing has been replace!"


When I next see Miles, I will have to ask him if "every thing" on his car has been "replace".

 
Old 09-24-2014, 09:50 AM
 
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"This is to all my friends on my face book I have been doing a study on every one. After a person has posted enough post hit like so many times you get to know each other. Then you get to know each other's likes and dislikes. Then you can tell a persons IQ level. Do they know more names of the politicians or the foot ball players like if I was to ask you if you know the name of the represenative of your district any way you get the picture.I post a lot o political post I notice the ones who hit the like.And then when I post something stupid and funny.I just think it sad when some people just never pay any thing to politics at all.I guess some people just don't think that politics plays any part of there life at all. I know there are some people that don't. Even know the Unite State is going through a transformation right now as I typ this. And it's not for the Better of our Country.Did you even know they are exspecting a world wide Ebola out break if something is not done right now. they believe it has gone air born.Some of you don't know any thing about Ebola I know cause I have talked to you. You better Wake up people." ~ a scary man on facebook.
 
Old 09-24-2014, 09:54 AM
 
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My brain just broke.
 
Old 09-24-2014, 10:09 AM
 
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Mine did, too.
I got the "Holy crap, this guy is writing a scary manifesto while sitting in his basement" vibe.
 
Old 09-24-2014, 01:58 PM
 
Location: Philaburbia
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First time I've seen this "creative" spelling of faux pas:

foopah

 
Old 09-24-2014, 03:48 PM
 
Location: Philaburbia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Retriever View Post
Is that person implying that Russia's economy is dependent on the manufacture and sale of bras?



More likely that a recession is reason for a good laugh.
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