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Old 10-20-2014, 09:14 AM
 
Location: New Jersey
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From Freecycle:


I am offing old cake panes.


What is their weapon of choice, I wonder?

 
Old 10-20-2014, 10:17 AM
 
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From Freecycle:


I am offing old cake panes.


What is their weapon of choice, I wonder?
Possibly a .22 made out of glass.
 
Old 10-21-2014, 05:47 AM
 
Location: Mid-Atlantic
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This app is so fast, A gentleman handed me his card. As I was reeling, I passed before the lens and walla, send he card back showing the image.

Doesn't he know Walla is Capitalized?
 
Old 10-21-2014, 08:31 AM
 
Location: Elsewhere
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"The slow limit to for safety of workers, and Not allot of driver can line up and get thru a toll plaza."

Just how should we allot those drivers?

I read that, too. Had to behave myself.
 
Old 10-21-2014, 08:32 AM
 
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Originally Posted by Fox Terrier View Post
From Freecycle:


I am offing old cake panes.


What is their weapon of choice, I wonder?
Just laughed out loud and scared the cat.
 
Old 10-21-2014, 10:09 AM
 
Location: NW Indiana
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Some of these are hilarious. My contribution today may not be that good, but here goes. In a political discussion, I spotted this sentence:

"All of this is just gnit picking."

Are gnits worse than nits? Maybe that's short for giant nits.

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Old 10-21-2014, 10:56 AM
 
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Some of these are hilarious. My contribution today may not be that good, but here goes. In a political discussion, I spotted this sentence:

"All of this is just gnit picking."

Are gnits worse than nits? Maybe that's short for giant nits.

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I totally read "gnit" in a Holy Grail, Monty Python-esque style, "Silly Kaaaaa-nig-ets!"
 
Old 10-21-2014, 11:17 AM
 
Location: New Jersey
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Originally Posted by PJSinger View Post
Some of these are hilarious. My contribution today may not be that good, but here goes. In a political discussion, I spotted this sentence:

"All of this is just gnit picking."

Are gnits worse than nits? Maybe that's short for giant nits.

.
That was funny!

I wonder if the poster spent any time agonizing over whether to use 'gnit' or 'knit'?
 
Old 10-21-2014, 05:43 PM
 
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A Facebook comment about a character in a drama series who suddenly appeared on screen minus his toupee:

"I didn't know he was balled".

Uh, no comment.
Last edited by CraigCreek; 10-21-2014 at 06:02 PM..
 
Old 10-21-2014, 05:53 PM
 
Location: Portland, Oregon
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