I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (quote, similar)

[Redraven]

"Conscious"
"Conscience"
Apparently, to some, they mean the same thing.

[aneye4detail]

Originally Posted by smitten

Rec'd this email response today from a well-known office supply store:

"Hello, Thank you for contacting S******

I am sorry with any incontinence this has caused you on the delay of your order. We defiantly do our best to get orders to our customer on the expected delivery date."

"Please add Depends to my order and stop being defiant."

[southwest88]

Originally Posted by smitten

Rec'd this email response today from a well-known office supply store:

"Hello, Thank you for contacting S******

I am sorry with any incontinence this has caused you on the delay of your order. We defiantly do our best to get orders to our customer on the expected delivery date."

Hah. Yet another case of subliminal stream-of-consciousness trickle-down marketing.


Waiter, I'll have what she's having ...

[Nonchalance]

This threw me for a loop.

Payments must be made threw PayPal only. Item's ending at night & Sundays will be shipped out the next day.

[aneye4detail]

Next time keep you camera handy, most every one has one on there phone.

[KathrynAragon]

Originally Posted by manhattangirl

An old colleague sent an email asking for everyone's input in a "pole."

I would only respond if the email had included a video of said colleague pole dancing.

[KathrynAragon]

Originally Posted by smitten

Rec'd this email response today from a well-known office supply store:

"Hello, Thank you for contacting S******

I am sorry with any incontinence this has caused you on the delay of your order. We defiantly do our best to get orders to our customer on the expected delivery date."

I find "incontinence" and "defiance" to be particularly unsettling terms when used in a customer service letter. When you throw in "delivery date," things get downright scary.

[KathrynAragon]

No point in beating up the OP, especially since it's no skin off her teeth, given that it's not her family.

Interesting juxtaposition there.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

wow that was nasty and do you know your toilet is more cleaner then everybody refrigerator.

[Dirt Grinder]

"...rum strait is good..."


...and narrow.