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Old 02-03-2016, 01:00 AM
 
Location: Heart of Dixie
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Originally Posted by suzy_q2010 View Post
regarding a dog who ate some plastic wrap:

... he has not had a vowel movement yet ...
aeeeee!!!

 
Old 02-03-2016, 10:06 AM
 
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An old colleague sent an email asking for everyone's input in a "pole."
 
Old 02-03-2016, 10:12 AM
 
Location: New Mexico
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Default No more icky-poo!

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Originally Posted by suzy_q2010 View Post
Regarding a dog who ate some plastic wrap:

... he has not had a vowel movement yet ...
So when he does, one wonders if it will be in accordance with Grimm's Law or not?


Well, however that works out, if the owner is extremely lucky - doggie's stuff will be prewrapped, & untouched by human hands. Do you suppose this idea can be patented? Maybe marketed as Pup Tents?
 
Old 02-03-2016, 10:51 AM
 
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Vocabulary lesson! Its' a political term what means to beat someone bad.
 
Old 02-03-2016, 11:47 AM
 
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And my 13yr old wonders why we are strick with computer time her phone and apps.
 
Old 02-03-2016, 01:28 PM
 
Location: Heart of Dixie
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"Does anybody widdle wood..."


Tickle...tickle...
 
Old 02-03-2016, 02:16 PM
 
Location: New Mexico
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Default Air Commodore Sir Frank Whittle OM KBE CB FRS FRAeS

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Originally Posted by Dirt Grinder View Post
"Does anybody widdle wood..."


Tickle...tickle...


Whittle, whittle - oh yah! Wasn't there a Frank Whittle, credited as co-inventor of the jet turbine engine? Set the Wayback, Sherman ...
 
Old 02-03-2016, 04:12 PM
 
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Sorry didn't answer you're question.........


Better yet tell him you were super horny and he missed a great desert.
(second time I've seen "desert" today)


And I'm on Facebook and have seen at least three looses today. Lord help me.
 
Old 02-03-2016, 05:13 PM
 
Location: New Mexico
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Default 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves ...

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Sorry didn't answer you're question.........


Better yet tell him you were super horny and he missed a great desert.
(second time I've seen "desert" today)


And I'm on Facebook and have seen at least three looses today. Lord help me.
A horny toad, & in the desert yet. Well, that is his/her natural environment - arid, irritating, rubbing one the wrong way, desolate, barren - you get the drift, yes? ... & mayhap it was in Deseret?


& as for the other: "Let lose the hounds!"
 
Old 02-03-2016, 10:47 PM
 
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Rec'd this email response today from a well-known office supply store:

"Hello, Thank you for contacting S******

I am sorry with any incontinence this has caused you on the delay of your order. We defiantly do our best to get orders to our customer on the expected delivery date."
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