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PJSaturn · 08-24-2016, 07:15 AM

"There is a laundry mat across the street from me."

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Nonchalance · 08-24-2016, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _redbird_

"Sprayed his colon on me so he is all I can smell. </3"

Colon Spraying Awareness Month is just around the corner.

Rowan123 · 08-24-2016, 08:13 AM

But our male bird is laying eggs, and wont even let us even touch it, and have a hard time trying to touch the other bird. My question is, how do we know if the eggs are fertile?

It's a miracle, a male bird has laid eggs!

southwest88 · 08-24-2016, 11:11 AM

Border town:

They are being devestated by crime and problems

Ha, & I always did wonder what being vested meant. & now I know.

missik999 · 08-24-2016, 01:21 PM

I can't remember if I have previously posted this one but it makes me smile every time I see it.

A sign in an Indiana convenience store: ALL PRICES HAVE RAISED

Retriever · 08-24-2016, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by missik999

A sign in an Indiana convenience store: ALL PRICES HAVE RAISED

Circa 1970, while driving through South Carolina, I saw the following (crudely) hand-lettered sign in a truck stop where I (reluctantly) bought something to eat:

Tomatos on sandwich 10 cents xtra till tomatos comes down

I have always thought that if I ever got around to writing The Great American Novel, its title would be...
'Til Tomatoes Comes Down.

_redbird_ · 08-24-2016, 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nonchalance

Colon Spraying Awareness Month is just around the corner.

Now I have a new weapon to use! I can now say, "Don't make me spray you with my colon!"

Redraven · 08-24-2016, 06:24 PM

"It would have happened if this were 2017 and the statue of limitations hadn't expired."

IMO, somebody who does not know the difference between a "statue" and a "statute" needs some remedial education!

southwest88 · 08-24-2016, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _redbird_

Now I have a new weapon to use! I can now say, "Don't make me spray you with my colon!"

Good one, I'd rep if I could! (Well, you know what I mean.)

& is it loaded for bear? (One shudders, delicately, of course [coarse?]. No, course, I'm sure of it ...)

Nicci6Squirrels · 08-25-2016, 09:35 AM

i have lossed a total of 50 pounds and im concerned that ots never going to slow down or that its to much?

At tbis point will to Drive.