I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (grammar, quote)

[southwest88]

From a discussion on language:


How do you tell the NYC taxi driver where you want to go if he doesn't speak English?


Same as anywhere. He understands the destination in whatever pig-den you share.




I do like the coinage pig-den, though. It evokes such - earthy - imagery.


Careful, don't step in the leadership.

[southwest88]

From a discussion on media bias:


"If you don't feel that the Post and Fox are both right wind then you are dishonest."

[Retriever]

Where are the female Einsteins and Beetovens?

When I decided to roast some beets yesterday, it never occurred to me that my oven might have a gender.
Who knew?

[missik999]

In a garage sale posting on our neighborhood website, "Rod iron shelf, matching in tables."

[Nicci6Squirrels]

Donald Trump candidate before all is a human being and does not need faer marqueting good deeds to self promote themselves.

[Retriever]

...should of payed for the Repair damages to her car you damaged...

[suzy_q2010]

A good cense of hummer helps and not taking stuff personal ...

[southwest88]

On trolls & the Internet:


trolls are usually the biggest Hippocrates out there.


Let's see - Hippocrates, Hippocrates. Oh, yah, that what you ship smaller pachyderms in to some far-off destination, right? Extra padding, yes?


Like when Bugs B. is shipping the Tasmanian Devil off to Timbuctoo? Sure, if it were a Hippo, he'd pop for the Hippocrate, ya know what I mean?

[Dirt Grinder]

Originally Posted by southwest88

...trolls are usually the biggest Hippocrates out there...

Then trolls should "help, or at least do no harm." After all, they have an oath to uphold.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

The watermelon gave me it's heart so I ate it.