I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (grammar, quote, cost)

[Nicci6Squirrels]

Mcveigh had a microchip implanted in his buttocks along with Nichols. - Must have been difficult finding pants to fit.

[in_newengland]

there where a lot people that would of took that million

How many mistakes can you make in one sentence?

[suzy_q2010]

Originally Posted by in_newengland

there where a lot people that would of took that million

How many mistakes can you make in one sentence?

Well, he "could of" said alot.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

After we had an earthquake Jevoh witnesses cane to my home.

they reject the trinity which is the central tenant in Christianity

[in_newengland]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

After we had an earthquake Jevoh witnesses cane to my home.

they reject the trinity which is the central tenant in Christianity

Well, that's because they evicted the other two.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

She has shutzpah and liberals can't shut her up. - this made me laugh.

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels

She has shutzpah and liberals can't shut her up. - this made me laugh.

Or, as the late--unlamented--Richard Nixon stated, That guy has a lot of "Choots-Par".

He must have uttered that gem when he wasn't behind closed doors with that...man of God...Billy Graham, as the two of them liked to get together to discuss why they hated Jews. This is one of the more unsavory things to be found on his Oval Office recordings.

[Redraven]

Just now heard on the Ham radio repeater:
"...It will be at 10 A.M......In the morning."

Which reminded me, I hear that a lot, referring to both morning and evening.
"A.M. in the morning"
"P.M. in the evening (or afternoon)"

Quite possibly the funniest, though, is 24 hour time, with the qualifier; "1730 in the afternoon".

[suzy_q2010]

Originally Posted by jay5835

Dangling modifiers drive me crazier than any other single grammar error, partly because they are so common.

I think we could do a whole separate thread on danglers:

At eight months pregnant, an electrical problem caused her apartment to catch on fire, leaving her and her family with only a hotel room to call home.

[Retriever]

I see you do all so.