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Amazing! Resorting to the "what if" game when requested to supply actual facts. Better to admit that you have none but are searching for them than resort to nothing answers. Go back to where ever and try to get some new arguments to put forth as your current ones constitute a fail.
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I always wanted to say this, you English people shall have no rights into the Kingdom.
Ever since, you will only recognize beastly powers and pleasures, what would you do when GOD is in trouble? I believe the treasons would be what you repay HIM.
You feast on HIM, acquire comfortable life from His wallet. Yet you would not fast on a bit to ponder what a message mean. You will only recognize a man with the glorious apparels aka. the good English. Therefore, you should never have a real Bible. You should be sold to Satan. Perhsps, Satan loves to sleep with a scorpion.
I always wanted to say this, you English people shall have no rights into the Kingdom.
Ever since, you will only recognize beastly powers and pleasures, what would you do when GOD is in trouble? I believe the treasons would be what you repay HIM.
You feast on HIM, acquire comfortable life from His wallet. Yet you would not fast on a bit to ponder what a message mean. You will only recognize a man with the glorious apparels aka. the good English. Therefore, you should never have a real Bible. You should be sold to Satan. Perhsps, Satan loves to sleep with a scorpion.
I think that the scorpion beget Satan and then cast him out to the Fugue Plane where he took a shower with cockroaches. We English will always have a real Bible and will repay HIM with pre-payed calling cards, junk mail, and a gold fish ... and he will be pleased at our gift. Harken I say to you, the English shall inherit the earth, complete with scorpions in our beds whereby the pillow talk is of stingers pulsing poison into the veins of those who cavort with Satan and his dastardly minions. Nay, we are not the evil-doers but behold, the Prince of Lies, the Prince of Scorpions which lieth in our beds beside us and stealing the covers from Satan, leaving his clawed feet cold. Unto you, I beseech thee, I recognize the men with glorious apparels; kneel thy knee to Armani and Christian Dior for their apparel covers the nasty scorpions so that they will no longer lieth beside us and Satan shall have warm feet.
I can feel it now ... I can feel it ...
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Reason: I had to edit out the part where I was typing in Tongues. It's a matter of national security you understand.
I think that the scorpion beget Satan and then cast him out to the Fugue Plane where he took a shower with cockroaches. We English will always have a real Bible and will repay HIM with pre-payed calling cards, junk mail, and a gold fish ... and he will be pleased at our gift. Harken I say to you, the English shall inherit the earth, complete with scorpions in our beds whereby the pillow talk is of stingers pulsing poison into the veins of those who cavort with Satan and his dastardly minions. Nay, we are not the evil-doers but behold, the Prince of Lies, the Prince of Scorpions which lieth in our beds beside us and stealing the covers from Satan, leaving his clawed feet cold. Unto you, I beseech thee, I recognize the men with glorious apparels; kneel thy knee to Armani and Christian Dior for their apparel covers the nasty scorpions so that they will no longer lieth beside us and Satan shall have warm feet.
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You stay away from me and kids.
just wondering, did you write comedy in your past life? Cuz some of the things you post do cause a giggle.
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