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Old 06-04-2007, 01:19 PM
 
Location: Just a few miles outside of St. Louis
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OK, I hate to say it, but aren't mothers just so wicked!!! I get the same joy out of watching my 15 year old climb the wall. Heck, just this weekend I let all four of the little ones pick up kazoos for the long drive home, just knowing that I wouldn't be in the car to listen to them. My sister in law called me about three hours into the trip to thank me!!!!! We are so bad!
It gets better! When you have grandkids, you can give them noisy toys to drive their parents crazy with, and you don't have to listen to them, 'cause you get to send them home! And, you can really do it up right, by loading them up with sugar, before you send them out the door! See, the fun is neverending!!

 
Old 06-04-2007, 01:25 PM
 
Location: ARK-KIN-SAW
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It gets better! When you have grandkids, you can give them noisy toys to drive their parents crazy with, and you don't have to listen to them, 'cause you get to send them home! And, you can really do it up right, by loading them up with sugar, before you send them out the door! See, the fun is neverending!!
I do that to my sister, I send my nephews all my kids noisy toys before she has a chance to object, I know ive got one coming from her over the very loud guitar my daughter got and I somehow managed to "sneak" it into her truck-lol
 
Old 06-04-2007, 01:35 PM
 
Location: Florida
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What do you call a bodybuilder with a big johnson?

A beginner!
 
Old 06-04-2007, 03:14 PM
 
Location: land of quail, bunnies, and red tail hawks
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a tweetment!

That's cute! I've never heard that one!
 
Old 06-04-2007, 04:37 PM
 
Location: Between Here and There
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Originally Posted by CelticLady1 View Post
It gets better! When you have grandkids, you can give them noisy toys to drive their parents crazy with, and you don't have to listen to them, 'cause you get to send them home! And, you can really do it up right, by loading them up with sugar, before you send them out the door! See, the fun is neverending!!
Ok this is the meanest thing I've ever heard of...but I bet you're one hell of a grandma!...LOL
 
Old 06-04-2007, 04:38 PM
 
Location: Between Here and There
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Originally Posted by weatherologist View Post
OK, I hate to say it, but aren't mothers just so wicked!!! I get the same joy out of watching my 15 year old climb the wall. Heck, just this weekend I let all four of the little ones pick up kazoos for the long drive home, just knowing that I wouldn't be in the car to listen to them. My sister in law called me about three hours into the trip to thank me!!!!! We are so bad!
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Yeah, I guess you're right...we are somewhat wicked , and that kind of wicked I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF lolololololol
Especially with the teenagers...it seems anymore there is nothing that we as parents can do to get a rise out of them, so it's GREAT to see that SOMEONE CAN LOL
And yes, I have ALSO been known to send the noisey toy, that has been driving me crazy, over to my mom and dad's when the kids go to visit...but hey, usually my mom and dad are the one's dumb enough to BUY those loud toys so turnabout is fair play in my book
Ok we would all do great on a big family camp out or something...we could spoil the little ones and watch the older ones get really mad for a while before we tell them we're just teasing all together...LOL
 
Old 06-04-2007, 06:49 PM
 
Location: Anywhere but here!
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Ok we would all do great on a big family camp out or something...we could spoil the little ones and watch the older ones get really mad for a while before we tell them we're just teasing all together...LOL
Too funny! Works for me
But we have to wait for at least a year or two...my daughter is having her first child (my first grandchild at the end of this month . I need some time to get her spoiled and taught how to MAKE NOISE with those LOUD TOYS

This could be so much FUN! Gotta get our kids back somehow
 
Old 06-04-2007, 09:41 PM
 
Location: Texas
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Default dyslexic agnostic insomniacs

What do dyslexic agnostics with insominia do?

Lie awake at night and wonder if there really is a dog?
 
Old 06-04-2007, 09:57 PM
 
Location: conover nc
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an elderly couple went for their yearly checkups. The Dr. checked the wife first and
after the Dr. checked the husband he sent him to the waiting room
and ask the wife to come in.
the Dr. told her that her husband had a rare condition and unless
he had 3 square meals a day
very low stress levels at home and had sex twice a week he would not live very long.
returning to the waiting room the husband ask what the Dr. said.
She replied very sadly.
Your going to die.
 
Old 06-04-2007, 11:06 PM
 
Location: Anywhere but here!
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Awesome jokes Kaykay and thefer! Got me rolling!
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