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Old 09-03-2018, 01:37 PM
 
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A little Neanderthal was killed and mauled by a hyena 6 kmfrom where I live, The giant Hyena took to her a cave known as Cove of the Giants fulled with oses of rhinos, all sotrs of hervivores and gin lions - a very bad neighboorfon,

Now..the girl died 57.000 years ago, other Neandertahl live fortified in other cave such as Capellades

Homos arrived 40.000 ago, they were black for the racist among you..neanderthls were gone, they were tire of living under such penose circuinstances, they were like us, painted cavesm had realigions cared for their death.

No much hibridation.

I wonder if there were any homo bars back in those days? .

 
Old 09-03-2018, 06:06 PM
 
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Thumbs down ,drawer fotter !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wash your mouth out with soap!
 
Old 09-03-2018, 06:54 PM
 
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I know this thread is for funny quotes, but this made me think of us.


 
Old 09-03-2018, 07:22 PM
 
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A little Neanderthal was killed and mauled by a hyena 6 kmfrom where I live, The giant Hyena took to her a cave known as Cove of the Giants fulled with oses of rhinos, all sotrs of hervivores and gin lions - a very bad neighboorfon,

Now..the girl died 57.000 years ago, other Neandertahl live fortified in other cave such as Capellades

Homos arrived 40.000 ago, they were black for the racist among you..neanderthls were gone, they were tire of living under such penose circuinstances, they were like us, painted cavesm had realigions cared for their death.

No much hibridation.
I wonder if there were any homo bars back in those days? .
Would've been too dangerous, what with all the
gin lions roaming about back then. Probably a
few whiskey tigers and rum cougars as well...


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Old 09-03-2018, 09:48 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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From a product review:

Lightwaight but to big to ware. And have powerfull sucksion

Took 10 minnets to set up and start vacuming it got here real quick but it seemed like forever cause i have a cat that sheds like a waterfausset. Sure Happy it only took 3 days to get here im really happy with my purchess.


This can't be real. lol
 
Old 09-03-2018, 10:03 PM
 
Location: So Cal
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The intent of this thread is not to embarrass any of our members, but to simply vent in a lighthearted manner.

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I sorta sometimes feel bad for the mocking that goes on here, but, on the other hand, it's so damn hilarious, I can't help it.

There was a house décor thread that asked for what people hated the most in décor and trends. A lot of people get really offended about it. Again, I thought it was hilarious, including some people's objections to a couple of things I like. So, whatever....

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Old 09-04-2018, 06:20 AM
 
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I sorta sometimes feel bad for the mocking that goes on here, but, on the other hand, it's so damn hilarious, I can't help it.

There was a house décor thread that asked for what people hated the most in décor and trends. A lot of people get really offended about it. Again, I thought it was hilarious, including some people's objections to a couple of things I like. So, whatever....
I agree. This thread isn't simply pointing out spelling mistakes, that would be too easy. Sometimes those errors can be funny. I "got it" the first time I visited this thread.

We usually get at least one person every month or so that reads this thread and takes it personally. .

And if a person is offended they can always report a post or two hundred.

I use my iPad and I make tons of errors. Mea culpa or should I say "me a culprit". . I saw someone write "Don,t forget to subscribe", although it's a simple error, it doesn't make me laugh, so I didn't post it.

We also acknowledge ESL mistakes, but some of those are hilarious too, like the "gin lions" poster.
 
Old 09-04-2018, 07:54 AM
 
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I make tons of errors. Mea culpa or should I say "me a culprit".

We also acknowledge ESL mistakes, but some of those are hilarious too, like the "gin lions" poster.
My old boss used to say Mea Culpa fairly often, but he always pronounced it as Mea Cooper.


Perhaps I am particularly dense today, but I am still having a hard time figuring out the "gin lions" reference. What do you think it was supposed to be?
 
Old 09-04-2018, 07:58 AM
 
Location: New Mexico
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My old boss used to say Mea Culpa fairly often, but he always pronounced it as Mea Cooper.


Perhaps I am particularly dense today, but I am still having a hard time figuring out the "gin lions" reference. What do you think it was supposed to be?
@ a guess, giant lions. I would have gone with sabretooth tigers myself - just because those seem more intimidating, what with all those big exposed fangs; but maybe that's just me.
 
Old 09-04-2018, 08:19 AM
 
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As far as chores, I generally do my share such as caring for our cats, doing the dishes, and taking out the trash but I probably do the bear minimum
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