How about some humor from NWS Philly?
Mount Holly:
.LONG TERM /TUESDAY NIGHT THROUGH MONDAY/...
THE COLD FRONT ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SYSTEM WILL MOVE
ACROSS THE AREA ON THURSDAY, USHERING IN BITTER COLD AIR FOR
THURSDAY NIGHT AND FRIDAY
UNFORTUNATELY...THE GRADIENT GENERATED BY THIS DEPARTING BUT
DEEPENING LOW PRESSURE SYSTEM WILL BRING GUSTY NORTHWEST WINDS TO
OUR AREA...DRIVING WIND CHILL TEMPERATURES DOWN TO THE NEGATIVE
TEENS (AND PERHAPS BEYOND IN THE HIGHER ELEVATIONS UP NORTH) FOR
THURSDAY NIGHT. HIGH TEMPERATURES ON FRIDAY WILL STRUGGLE TO
EMERGE OUT OF THE SINGLE DIGITS IN THE FAR NORTH, AND WON`T GET
OUT OF THE LOW TO MID 20S IN THE SOUTH...SOME TWENTY DEGREES BELOW
NORMAL FOR THIS TIME OF YEAR. ANOTHER COLD NIGHT IS ON TAP FOR
FRIDAY NIGHT, BUT WITH LESS WIND IT MIGHT NOT FEEL QUITE SO
COLD...AND THE HOUSE WILL BE A LITTLE EASIER TO HEAT.
ALL-IN-ALL, NOT A VERY NICE WEEK AHEAD...UNLESS YOU/RE A POLAR BEAR!