Bless Gretchen's heart, she wanted some bling and she got a painting of herself instead. Well...the painting is much better than the one that Sonja (NYC) paid for
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I don't understand Slime Ball Slade. I understand that the real estate industry is not what it was but something is better than nothing. If he was a big wig in the mortgage industry, then he had lots of contacts. He just doesn't want to work.
WWJD
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No, not WWHN - What Would Jesus Do?
a) Jesus would know the definition of couture.
b) Would not get boobie implants
c) Jesus would not get botox
Oh I don't have enough time to continue. Body shots
IMO, only the biggest a-holes and beeatches make statements of "I don't profess to be perfect" when they apologize for past transgressions. You get the award Vicki
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Leave your daughter alone - she can find a new lesbian lover on her own in Las Vegas
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Ruffie Coladas for everyone
Speaking of lesbian lovers....Fernanda revealed that she kissed Tamra. Tamra stated that she kissed all her friends in a text on WWHN. I wonder if Jesus would do that too
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Yes Jesus would! However without tongue
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I wonder if there was much spittage exchanged with Fernanda and Tamra
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Girl - don't be revealed this tid-bit of information in front of your ex-wife (who was VERY butch
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) that it took place while you were in a committed relationship at the time. I would not want to run into Fernanda's ex in a dark alley
Peggy, Peggy, Peggy
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Micha, Micha, Formica
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You want freaking fried Oreos from Susan Feniger of famed Border Grill
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She ain't gonna make you a taco salad bar with a frozen margarita machine for your "posh" party
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How fabulous could it be anyway since you have no taste (pun intended). They didn't realize that the restaurant was Latin inspired? Why not find a line chef from P F Chang's and have them cook an entire French inspired dinner party
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She needs to get her boobies deflated unless she plans to model for porn wear. Oh that's right, she will model Alexi's Hos' for Jesus line
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Sorry - my bad
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In case of an airplane crash, we can all use her as a flotation device
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She was a good MC but I didn't understand the Tourettes arm motion while walking the cat walk though
Andy can you please make sure that none of the ladies in any of the franchises EVER "become" fashion models, fashion designers or authors please
Tamra continues to be a beeatche. I do love the "if I don't say 'hi' to someone and they are standing right next to you - then they don't exist"
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What is her beef with Jeana other than being friends with Simon? She looks great since she lost her weight. Wish she would get a new hairdo though
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What a comment to make that Jeana has a nasty soul
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Girl it's a runway and high fiving is generally not permitted
Juggs is putting her face on hang tags for her clothing line
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Never give that woman a pair of scissors
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If I was the designer, I would have snatched those scissors out her hand and <cue the music from Psycho>