Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread)

[PinaCarlotta]

I bought new underpants, took off the tags, threw them in the washer, and they stunk everything up! What the heck are they made of? What the heck kind of chemicals are on these things? I'm afraid to put it on my skin where it has to touch my nether regions.

[Katsmeeyow]

Originally Posted by PinaCarlotta

I bought new underpants, took off the tags, threw them in the washer, and they stunk everything up! What the heck are they made of? What the heck kind of chemicals are on these things? I'm afraid to put it on my skin where it has to touch my nether regions.

I am damn dyin laughing! I have soooo many responses - most of which would not be acceptable here. Apparently they are never for the nethers?

[Katsmeeyow]

Originally Posted by Nomadicus

I left my newer laptop at home thinking that the older one would work for one more trip. Wrong. My thumbs are about shot now from using this iPad.

Nomad - tell me you and Ms Nomad did NOT take a trip this close to me without letting me know?

[Nancy739]

You walk across the kitchen floor and step an uncooked lentil bean but you haven't cooked with lentils in two weeks so does this mean you have to mop the kitchen floor

[Mightyqueen801]

I'm yelling at my favorite baseball team on TV, telling them what to do, but it's as if they don't even hear me.

[Mightyqueen801]

Originally Posted by Nancy739

You walk across the kitchen floor and step an uncooked lentil bean but you haven't cooked with lentils in two weeks so does this mean you have to mop the kitchen floor

Not if your socks aren't sticking yet.

[Nancy739]

I feel I should mop the floor, but these are the present rationalizations:


o Don't want to

o It's humid out and the floor will never dry

o Have to focus on paying bills

o Have to brush my teeth

o Need a nap

o Need to charge the phone

o Heard that white vinegar and baking soda work great but don't have any

o Too tired

o If I wash the kitchen floor I'll need to wash ALL the floors for reasons unknown

I welcome additional rationalizations in case I need them

[Katsmeeyow]

Originally Posted by Nancy739

I feel I should mop the floor, but these are the present rationalizations:


o Don't want to

o It's humid out and the floor will never dry

o Have to focus on paying bills

o Have to brush my teeth

o Need a nap

o Need to charge the phone

o Heard that white vinegar and baking soda work great but don't have any

o Too tired

o If I wash the kitchen floor I'll need to wash ALL the floors for reasons unknown

I welcome additional rationalizations in case I need them

I agree with Mighty Queen if the stocks ain't stickin, keep the mop out the kitchen.

[treemoni]

Wanting to do 'x' when 'x' is only available in places I don't necessarily want to be. Sigh. Guess I gotta find some substitutes.

[bjh]

Originally Posted by Nancy739

I want to take a shower but I will become wet and my new towels are not absorbent. Must I rewash and dry the towels BEFORE the shower? Must I suffer using towels that absorb as much water as plastic wrap as I regret throwing out the ancient towels

Originally Posted by gentlearts

I know, right? Cheap old towels are the best.

Making mental note NOT to throw out old towels that I was seriously considering throwing out.


Just saying: Cotton towels absorb. Polyester towels are plastic. That's why they don't absorb.