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The cat is ripping up my sofa, this bread tastes like salt, the canned beans don't have pull tops, I'm out of pickles, this lipstick is the wrong shade.
Have you ever been in the process of doing something but had to stop because something more important unexpectedly arose ?
One example for me happened a few years ago. I was on the crapper giving birth to turdlets when I caught a glimpse of a huge spider, at first I thought it may have been a black widow, descending rapidly down a web above my noggin.
I quickly looked for a weapon, but as usual there is never one when you need it. I was going to beat it senseless with a toilet brush but I would have had to dig one out from the bottom of the cabinet and by that time the spider would have made its escape.
I ended up grabbing a wash rag, wrapped it around the 8-legged intruder and squeezed its guts out. I opened it up to see what kind of spider it was, it had the shape of a black widow but not the markings, maybe it wasn't a widow, maybe her husband was still alive.
Anyway, after all that excitement I no longer had the urge to use the toilet. But I did spend some time looking for more spiders.
I hate the book I'm reading because the author doesn't give each character his/her own personality; they all sound alike. I'm too far in to stop reading, though.
It was unfortunate that a heavy glass fell off the counter. What kept it from smashing all over the floor was my foot
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