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I called my wife from the grocery store and told her they were out of pasture raised, hormone free, organic vegan fed, chicken breasts wrapped in plastic and in styrofoam.
Took the puppy to Puppy Training today. She was the youngest puppy there. One of the puppies barked incessantly the entire time. I had to come home and take a nap afterward.
Our puppy classes start in two week ... at 11:00 a.m. I don't even like to leave the house in the morning never mind be up for a class full of puppies at that hour!
My washer has so many separate holes for softener, detergent, bleach, second wash, with no clear directions which is which. All is labeled on the cap I pull up but am I reading top to bottom, bottom to top, from my perspective or as if I'm putting the cap back down matching cap label to hole? Hmmm...everyone gets detergent
Our puppy classes start in two week ... at 11:00 a.m. I don't even like to leave the house in the morning never mind be up for a class full of puppies at that hour!
LOL I could choose between Saturday morning at 9 am or Sunday afternoon at 4. Guess which one I chose.
Our puppy is going back to class at 4 this afternoon. YAY!
That's my first world problem. It's so hot, I don't want to take the puppy to puppy training.
Used to be, we'd get a dog that had been dumped out somewhere. We'd get it's rabies shots, maybe get it "fixed." I think we might have bought the puppy shots at the farm and ranch place, I don't know. Bought cheap dog food. Taught said dog how to sit and lay down and stay and walk on a leash - the last two were definitely optional and not a lot of work went into those.
Now I've spent hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars on this worthless, mixed breed puppy someone dumped on the side of the road. And if she's like my other worthless, mixed breed, spoiled, pretty ugly dogs, she will live well beyond her "expiration date." And I will KEEP spending hundreds of dollars on her every year.
Including taking her to puppy training classes. I actually bought her a little vest that says "Puppy In Training." Lord have mercy.
My FedEx package from Target is now 2 days late. I want my peanut butter, dammit.
Did I say 2 days? Now it's 5! They're not coming tomorrow, either. For all I know, they've lost the package. It said something like, "potentially delayed" -- You don't freakin say! I can see that. I've lost my craving for peanut butter anyway.
I got new jeans today but it's too hot to try them on. They look like they should fit, though!
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They look like they should fit, though!