Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread)

[Dave_n_Tenn]

My dog had an encounter with a crab (the crustacean) today.

[Chicago2vegas]

Originally Posted by Dave_n_Tenn

I had to move my chair when the tide came in.

I had to carry a heavier beach chair to the beach because I was afraid I couldn’t get out of one of those low light weight beach chairs.

[Dave_n_Tenn]

The leather seat in my truck has a tear.

[bjh]

I did a bit of yardwork, trimming trees and pulling a few weeds. Afterwards I felt tired.

[Dave_n_Tenn]

I watched football most of the day.

[Nonchalance]

I had to frog my sock heel multiple times.

[KathrynAragon]

It rained a bit but not really enough today. I want a gully washer or as my dad would say, a "frog strangler."

[homina12]

I'm awestruck by how people hold up under these burdens. Not to one up anyone, but I broke a toenail yesterday. Not the end or even a lengthwise split, no, I broke it kind of deep. It bled on my sock.

[rfomd129]

Originally Posted by KathrynAragon

LOL I could choose between Saturday morning at 9 am or Sunday afternoon at 4. Guess which one I chose.

Our puppy is going back to class at 4 this afternoon. YAY!

That's my first world problem. It's so hot, I don't want to take the puppy to puppy training.

Used to be, we'd get a dog that had been dumped out somewhere. We'd get it's rabies shots, maybe get it "fixed." I think we might have bought the puppy shots at the farm and ranch place, I don't know. Bought cheap dog food. Taught said dog how to sit and lay down and stay and walk on a leash - the last two were definitely optional and not a lot of work went into those.

Now I've spent hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars on this worthless, mixed breed puppy someone dumped on the side of the road. And if she's like my other worthless, mixed breed, spoiled, pretty ugly dogs, she will live well beyond her "expiration date." And I will KEEP spending hundreds of dollars on her every year.

Including taking her to puppy training classes. I actually bought her a little vest that says "Puppy In Training." Lord have mercy.

And yet, I hear your love for her in these complaints.

[rfomd129]

Originally Posted by Dave_n_Tenn

I had to move my chair when the tide came in.

So annoying!