Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread)

[KathrynAragon]

When I took my puppy to her puppy training class this afternoon, she was very badly behaved and it embarrassed me.

[Dave_n_Tenn]

My prime rib had too much fat.

[RationalExpectations]

Originally Posted by mshultz

I feel your pain. There is a lot of satisfaction when a problem is solved by procrastinating.

I have a book on how to stop procrastinating. I haven't read it yet. I also have a book on home office organization, but I can't find it.

[parfleche]

Seems they hired a left handed person to put the twist ties on the bread bags at the bakery drives me crazy.

[KathrynAragon]

I'm put out with a long term acquaintance but she keeps calling me.

[Threestep2]

Originally Posted by gentlearts

Yesterday, I went to the post office with a return. Then I received an item that was thought to be lost and replaced, so now I must return that. If only I’d procrastinated one more day, I could have taken both packages and saved myself a trip.

Your mail pick up does not take packages?

[Coldjensens]

Originally Posted by Nonchalance

I got ink on my fingers.

How did you get ink on your keyboard for ti to get on your fingers?

[mshultz]

Originally Posted by parfleche

Seems they hired a left handed person to put the twist ties on the bread bags at the bakery drives me crazy.

I'm left-handed. I can remember my mother complaining about the way I put the twist tie on the bread bag.

[Nancy739]

I had to peel the garlic myself

[Dave_n_Tenn]

Originally Posted by parfleche

Seems they hired a left handed person to put the twist ties on the bread bags at the bakery drives me crazy.

Do you quietly say... lefty loosey, righty tighty, still?