Funny Bumper Stickers. Please add yours. (license, house, the best, cell phone)

[JD59]

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

"I love cats...they taste just like chicken"

"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."

"Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather.... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car...."

"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"

"I souport publik edekasion"

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."

"Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?"

"Auntie Em: Hate you, Hate Kansas, Taking the dog. -Dorothy."

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."

"Montana --- At least our cows are sane!"

"Time is the best teacher; Unfortunately it kills all it's students!"

Stop repeat offenders. Don't re-elect them!

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

My wife said "If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you" ...I'm sure going to miss her.

[gizmo980]

Here are some of my favorites...

They warned me this would happen if I voted for Nader. (I actually had this on my car after the 2000 "election," and got tons of laughs over it)

The closer you get, the slower I drive.

(written upside-down) If you can read this, please turn me over!

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks you're an a--hole.

Visualize whirled peas.

As$, Grass or Gas... nobody rides for free.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Hang up & drive!!

My kid can beat up your honor student.

[AngelaRed]

Welcome to Florida....now go home
Yes I have a truck...No I won't help you move.

[nomoresnow]

For all the Florida residents:

If it's snowbird season, why can't we shoot 'em???

[Magnum Mike]

A few years ago, there was a popular bumper sticker that was seen on old beat up cars that said "My Other Car Is a Ferarri" or some other expensive automobile. Around the same time, I saw a car driven by a woman, with a bumper sticker that said "My Other Car Is A Broomstick"...

"you might drive better with that cell phone shoved up your a$$"I

[Crew Chief]

Mike, I like the one (seen on a beater car): "My OTHER car is a piece of sh*t, too"

[gizmo980]

Originally Posted by AngelaRed

Welcome to Florida....now go home

I currently work in Napa, which is a tourist town, and occasionally see this one - "I'm local, don't hassle me." And when I lived in Lake Tahoe, they had one that said "Flat-landers go home!" Funny, but that town would die without the "flat-landers," LOL.

Yes I have a truck...No I won't help you move.

I love that one... LMAO.

[songinthewind7]

Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your mouth.

The problem with Baptists is they don't hold them under long enough.

[Crew Chief]

Seen on a Jeep in Indianapolis (with "In God We Trust" license plates, no less...) "If I'd wanted a HUMMER, I'd have asked your sister for one"

[gizmo980]

Originally Posted by Crew Chief

Seen on a Jeep in Indianapolis (with "In God We Trust" license plates, no less...) "If I'd wanted a HUMMER, I'd have asked your sister for one"

Oy vey.......