Funny Bumper Stickers. Please add yours. (Walmart, driving, Florida, shopping)

[CTGirlNoMore]

I may not get the wording exact, but:

"My dog is smarter than your honor student"

[PatsCats]

My favorite bumper sticker of all time:

"My convictions are not for public display."

[ans57]

Originally Posted by Magnum Mike

LOL..

Another one I saw "Don't laugh, it's paid for!"

I actually had this one on my old beat-up Pinto Roundabout during my struggling years.

[Charles]

"Don't laugh mister, your daughter might be in here"

[Cunucu Beach]

I've always liked "Gun Control Means Using Both Hands".

[pamelaBeurman]

I still miss my ex, but my aim is improving!

You don't really work "full time" until you're a Mom!

Normal people worry me.

I'm out of my hormone pills and I have a gun!

I'm more man than you'll ever be and more woman than you'll ever get! (custom made)

Are you the king of the village idiots?

[kygman]

"Pass with care! Driver chews tobacco!"

[MrGompers]

This may have been said already

"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk"

You have to think about this one

"Watch out for the idiot behind me"

This one is regional I suppose and I've only seen it once

"Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun"

[Dennis P]

"Give blood. Play hockey."

"Any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield."

[Sweetie Pie]

Cremation? Think outside the box.