AARP Bumper Stickers....LOL (phone, senior, street, names)

[ylisa7]

AARP Bumper Stickers

I believe in having sex on the first date.
At my age, there may not be a second date.

Senior Campbell's - New Large Type Alphabet Soup.

I must be getting older . . .
All the names in my phone book end with M.D.

I am not old.
I am chronologically gifted.

Florida . . . God's Waiting Room.
At my age flowers scare me.

I am so old that . . . whenever I eat out,
they ask me for money up front.

I am so old that all my friends in heaven
will think I didn't make it.

Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live.

One good thing about Alzheimers,
you get to meet new people everyday.

Support BINGO! Keep Grandma off the streets.

Any day above ground is a good one.

Retirement - Twice as much husband, half as much money.

My wife always gives me sound advice
99% Sound . . . 1% Advice









More Bumper Stickers

All generalizations are false, including this one.

"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.

I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!

Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

[Camper1]

I just need bumpers... one for each hip in case I fall.

[tookey]

Once again Lisa you have made me laugh I especially liked this one
am not old.
I am chronologically gifted

[country pride]

OMG so funny!

[crazyworld]

Lisa I love it when you start threads because they always make me laugh...

[paladinking]

Birthdays are good for you.
The more you have, the longer you live.
lol.........