Funny Bumper Stickers. Please add yours. (driver, daughter, sidewalk, woman)

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by Crew Chief

Mike, I like the one (seen on a beater car): "My OTHER car is a piece of sh*t, too"

LOL..

Another one I saw "Don't laugh, it's paid for!"

[delusianne]

"Corporations Are People, Too"
from Billionaires for Bush

[Magnum Mike]

I saw this bumper sticker at a mall about 15 years ago, and I can't remember the exact caption, but it was to indicate the person who wants to put it on his car, was raised in the "Old West", "Texas", or some other remote place in the wilderness.

"From [place] Where men were men, booze was plentiful, and sheep were scared!"

[country pride]

Actually I saw a t-shirt recently, not a bumper sticker, but it said
"older women dont get hot flashes, they get power surges'. Lol. (Do t-shirts count?)

[Magnum Mike]

Originally Posted by Power Surge

Actually I saw a t-shirt recently, not a bumper sticker, but it said
"older women dont get hot flashes, they get power surges'. Lol. (Do t-shirts count?)

Yes they do dear, only if they're wet..

[motormaker]

Originally Posted by Magnum Mike

Yes they do dear, only if they're wet..

Mike,
Your going to get a big "timeout" in your room.

[Dennis P]

A few I spotted:

"Insanity is hereditary -- you get it from your kids."

"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."

"If you can read this, thank a teacher."

[Nomadicus]

2012 - end of an error

[4rummer]

Saw these today

I don't get mad, I get even

If you can read this, you are too close

I'm only speeding 'cos I really have to poop

[thatdurncat13]

I want to be like Barbie-
that B**** has everything

I used to have a handle on life but it broke