Funny Bumper Stickers. Please add yours. (driving)

[LilyLady]

"The closer you get, the slower I go"

I recently saw this one on the back of a Smart car:
"You've just been passed by a 3-cylinder vehicle"

My favorite is "Don't follow me. I cheated on my DMV test"

[cat1116]

My Other Car .... Is The One You're Driving!

[Sweetie Pie]

[B4U]

My front plate (florida only requires a rear plate)

"Save the South-Teach a Snowbird to Drive"

[Magnum Mike]

I saw this on a t-shirt recently, but I suppose it can be on a bumper sticker also. "All Stressed Out And No One To Choke!"

[Cunucu Beach]

You're crazy if you think the world isn't crazy.

[cat1116]

I saw this on a t-shirt recently, "If you think I'm a B***H, you ought to meet my daughter".

Maybe she has one printed as a bumper sticker too?

[pamelaBeurman]

I saw these on the same car:

Jesus saves, by using double coupons and shopping wisely!

Doing my part to p*** off the religious right. Are you!

I found Jesus, he was hiding behind the couch.


Yeah, it was at Walmart.

[Green Irish Eyes]

Spotted on the Jeep Wrangler in front of me this morning:

˙ɹǝʌo ǝɯ ןןoɹ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

[Dallas Kitty]

Originally Posted by Dark of the Moon

Spotted on the Jeep Wrangler in front of me this morning:

˙ɹǝʌo ǝɯ ןןoɹ 'sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı

That's funnier than my version. Several times I have repainted and recovered the chair I use for my desk. At one point, I wrote on the bottom, "Help! Turn me back over!" and added a smile with eyes and five strands of spiked hair.