Funny Bumper Stickers - Share Your Faves Here! (driver, phone, girls)

[mrsengle]

I like bumper stickers...well, I like to read them anyway.
Anyone have some good zingers they'd like to share?

[Tek_Freek]

Not a bumper sticker, but I saw a picture of a biker on a motorcycle wearing a t-shirt - it might have been on CD - that said "If you can read this the b itch fell off" that I found hilarious.

My apologies to any of you that fell off and/or are offended by the "B" word...

[mrsengle]

"If you can read this the b itch fell off" that I found hilarious.

That's a good one!

[Twinkle Toes]

I saw one I liked:

What if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about?

[tet tea]

I've seen girls on the back of bikes with a t-shirt that says "This B*tch Doesn't Fall Off!"

[theqbaby]

I saw one the other day :
WELCOME TO AMERICA
NOW LEARN ENGLISH !

and

DRIVER CARRIES NO CASH...
HE'S MARRIED!

[Steve-o]

Some of my faves:

"God invented asphalt so the yuppies can go off-roading"

"Barbie called, she wants her Jeep back"

"I wonder if youd drive any better if that cell-phone was shoved up your butt"

*pic of Hillary and Bill* Dual airbags

Marine Corp (not endorsed by them obviously): Join the Marines, travel to exotic distant locales, meet exciting unusual people, and kill them.

Marine Corp: When it absolutely, positively has to be destroyed overnight.

Cats, the other white meat.

[mrsengle]

Saw one the other day that said:

White, heterosexual, Republican male: How else can I **** you off today?

[tet tea]

Takes 42 muscles to frown at them & only 2 to take a swing at them

[mrsengle]

Quitcherbitchin'!