Bass Pro Shops Announces New Store Location @ 9B & I-95 (Jacksonville: 2015, construction)

[Parkerclassof72]

Originally Posted by mississippimagnolia

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you have some kind of processing disorder. Clearly, reading comprehension is not your friend.

-They have outdoor apparel. You do know that there are things to do outdoors besides hunt and fish, right? Put down the cheesy poofs and go outside. Bass Pro Shop carries Columbia, North Face, Under Armour, Salt Life, ....just to name a few.

-Camping does not have to include hunting or fishing. Bass Pro Shop has a great selection of camping equipment.

-Boating doesn't not always mean fishing. We have a sailboat and go out several times a week. We never fish off the boat.

-Golf has nothing at all to do with hunting or fishing. You use a little club to strike a small ball in an effort to put that little ball in a hole. You don't need any type of gun or fishing pole.

-Nature centers and conservation classes generally don't involve shooting anything. It's considered bad form to shoot at the exhibits.

Do I need to keep going or are you starting to get it? Outdoors does not always mean hunting and fishing. You can camp, exercise, play, swim, boat, golf, birdwatch ....all kinds of wonderful things happen in the outdoors. Maybe walk away from your computer and venture outside once in a while.

Oh, and take a reading class.

I give up on those guys (girls?) ... all they do is bash Jacksonville

[Flem125]

Originally Posted by Nomad58

As are moros, banausos, and ilithios.

I'll wait another 2-3 days, while you scramble to find those definitions too.

Why?

[Nomad58]

Originally Posted by mississippimagnolia

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and just assume you have some kind of processing disorder. Clearly, reading comprehension is not your friend.

-They have outdoor apparel. You do know that there are things to do outdoors besides hunt and fish, right? Put down the cheesy poofs and go outside. Bass Pro Shop carries Columbia, North Face, Under Armour, Salt Life, ....just to name a few.

-Camping does not have to include hunting or fishing. Bass Pro Shop has a great selection of camping equipment.

-Boating doesn't not always mean fishing. We have a sailboat and go out several times a week. We never fish off the boat.

-Golf has nothing at all to do with hunting or fishing. You use a little club to strike a small ball in an effort to put that little ball in a hole. You don't need any type of gun or fishing pole.

-Nature centers and conservation classes generally don't involve shooting anything. It's considered bad form to shoot at the exhibits.

Do I need to keep going or are you starting to get it? Outdoors does not always mean hunting and fishing. You can camp, exercise, play, swim, boat, golf, birdwatch ....all kinds of wonderful things happen in the outdoors. Maybe walk away from your computer and venture outside once in a while.

Oh, and take a reading class.

Geez, when did you have your sense of humor removed? Did it hurt much?

Wait a minute. Did someone from Mississippi just tell someone else to learn how to read?

http://news.yahoo.com/mississippi-of...180700976.html

Let me guess, you're a comedienne, right?

Oh sorry, Ah reckin that yall must be one of them thar funny people, riiight?

[EricBoyd]

The Bass Pro Shops website is updated with a little more information on the new store:

St. Johns County, FL Sporting Goods & Outdoor Stores | Bass Pro Shops

[ilfaith]

Hmm. Wonder if there will be an Islamorada Fish Company attached.

[0nyxStation]

Moving, moving, moving...What else is going on in Duval. All these slow & steady wins the race topics on this forum! Bass Pro represents what the people of Jax represent, join in or find another sandbox. We need better threads around here, those two FSU guys are slacking....

[0nyxStation]

Originally Posted by Nomad58

It takes that long for all the yahoos to cradle, caress, and stroke, all the guns.

Jacksonville loves guns so what, I'm sure they will sell tasers & boats as well.

[0nyxStation]

Originally Posted by abvavgjoe

Great! The rednecks will be coming from far and wide. We'll be the unofficial capital of redneckdom. They'll have a field day!! They'll be writing congress to have National Bass Pro Shops Day when it opens so they can have the day off. They'll be buying camouflage this and camoflage that, deer stands, deer corn, deer feeders, deer decoys, deer cameras, guns, scopes, ammo, bows, arrows, camo underwear, dog boxes, dog shock collars, dog camo underwear, radios, etc., etc. They'll spend thousands and thousands of dollars to kill defenseless animals with scope mounted high powered rifles (in most cases) after luring them in with food and then, ....call it a "sport"!? Any fat slob with eyesight and a trigger finger can do that. Make them where hats with antlers on them. Now you got a sport!


Sorry if I offended anyone. Just not a hunter and I'm tired of hearing about it ad nauseum at work. It's basically all some people around here talk about.

I take it you are not going to the major event at Everbank today?

[0nyxStation]

Originally Posted by Nomad58

Totally agree.

Jacksonville doesn't need a Bass Pro Shop to be considered the unofficial capital of Redneckdom. (actually, wasn't that title officially bestowed upon us, a few years back?)

PS: I've got 4 tickets to the sold out upcoming Feb 23rd Monster Truck Rally. $25,000, OBO

Well today is the big day, make sure you enjoy yourself. Is Robyn going with you?

[0nyxStation]

Originally Posted by abvavgjoe

Overrun? In the city proper, maybe not, but in the outlying areas, Macclenny, Baldwin, Callahan, etc., oh yeah.

You forgot Middleburg, Green Cove, Hilliard, Yulee, St Augustine & Oceanway.