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Old 07-22-2017, 09:09 PM
 
Location: SoCal
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Originally Posted by Crashj007 View Post
Follow up response:
What does "break" pedal so?
Let's hope you never find out what happens when your brake pedal breaks.

 
Old 07-22-2017, 09:37 PM
 
Location: Raleigh
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I would love to enjoy a public library unfortunately the closet one to me charges people. . .
 
Old 07-23-2017, 05:04 AM
 
Location: Florida
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"the other tied the rope around his waste"


Out of ExLax?
 
Old 07-23-2017, 05:42 AM
 
Location: Raleigh
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Originally Posted by Fox Terrier View Post
Christie is one of the most authoritarian, despiteful, pieces of crap in government.
I guess his motto is "Just do it, Anyway"
 
Old 07-23-2017, 05:45 AM
 
Location: New Jersey
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Parent/daughter conflict:

I tried to be more of a friend to her than a dad, but recently, I've had to tighten the reigns, and she's rebelled...

Maybe you should stop acting like a KING!
 
Old 07-23-2017, 09:13 AM
 
Location: Raleigh
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A whole new level of th deteriation of humanity.
And the fate of the English language as well.
 
Old 07-23-2017, 09:59 AM
 
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Originally Posted by old_cold View Post
"the other tied the rope around his waste"

Out of ExLax?
I'm sensing a very bad trend here.
Recently, in this thread, we learned about someone who had wrapped a shirt around his/her waste, and now we are informed that someone else is securing his waste in some other bizarre manner. I shudder to think of what new methods of waste disposal will next be revealed.
 
Old 07-23-2017, 10:05 AM
 
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As we were leaving he drove away and when i started my car, it would start.
 
Old 07-23-2017, 10:11 AM
 
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Originally Posted by Nicci6Squirrels View Post
As we were leaving he drove away and when i started my car, it would start.
I love stories that have a happy ending!
 
Old 07-23-2017, 11:53 AM
 
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Originally Posted by Retriever View Post
I love stories that have a happy ending!
I started my car and it would start.
I carted my cart and it would cart.
I parted the sea and it would part.
The End.

(You're welcome for not adding "fart" and "shart" into the story. I'm mature now.) It was tempting, but I held it in.
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