I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (quote, words)

[suzy_q2010]

Originally Posted by Fox Terrier

Believed that women's only purpose in life was to bare children

That is just so wrong. Women also have to put the clothes back on after they've been bared, not to mention housing, feeding, and educating them.

[Retriever]

In an otherwise informative health-related article, a journalist informed her readers that the person who was the subject of the article, "prayed at the alter of conventional medicine".

I guess we should be glad she didn't write that this person "preyed at the alter...".

[Retriever]

Someone is seeking the following information:

Best Furniture Stores in xxxxxxxxxx, Which has full range of all type of furniture like dinning, office, bedroom and more.

I was tempted to ask how much din this person is seeking, but I restrained myself.

[Fox Terrier]

he is a bonified loser!

[Gerania]

In our third EVP,Katie was looking at some really old headstone's and she Say's "it's about the only name I can make out here" andthen you here a humming.

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by Fox Terrier

he is a bonified loser!

Does that mean he is ossified?

[missik999]

My recipe for Texas Cold Slaw.......

[Retriever]

Originally Posted by missik999

My recipe for Texas Cold Slaw.......

My dear departed Great Grandmother, whose first language was German, used to refer to it a Cole Slaughter.

It was kind of cute to hear her say that with her heavy accent.
I think it would be much less charming if a native speaker of English said it.

[Retriever]

A few minutes ago, I received a phone call, and this is very close to a verbatim account of the conversation that ensued:

Caller: Hello, Mr. Retriever?
Me: Yes
Caller: This is Rich, from XYZ Chim-a-nee cleaning services, and I want to make you aware of a special that we are having this month on chim-a-nee cleaning.
Me: I don't have a chim-a-nee
Caller: Do you have a furnace or a fireplace?
Me: Yes, I have a furnace
Caller: Well, then you have a chim-a-nee!
Me: Nope! I do NOT have a chim-a-nee. ("Click", as Retriever terminates call...)

If you were hiring somebody to do telephone solicitation for your chimney cleaning company, wouldn't you first determine if that person was actually able to pronounce "chimney"?

[Retriever]

From a discussion of food safety:

Restaurant workers not properly train about food allergies.