I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (sentence, quote, dictionary)

[Gerania]

The fear of today over terrorists does not seem nearly as palatable as that does.

We're having terrorists for dinner?

[Mightyqueen801]

Originally Posted by DewDropInn

Welcome back!

(I was hoping you were sitting on a beach somewhere enjoying a mai tai.)

Ha, I wish. No, I was here. Could read but couldn't speak. On the positive side, I did more of my "real" writing.

[old_cold]

Freudian slips?(In a rant about of Josh Duggar)

" He should never be aloud to bare children"

[Retriever]

From somebody's tale of automotive woe, posted on the Car Talk website:

"when I hit the gas paddle I don't exhilarate"

[Vectoris]

Husband on phone to telemarketer: I can't talk right now, I'm incapacitated.

Telemarketer: Sorry you're decapitated, may we call back tomorrow, sir?

[Dirt Grinder]

Originally Posted by Vectoris

...Sorry you're decapitated, may we call back tomorrow, sir?

"Sure, I should be recapitated by then."

[suzy_q2010]

Always air on the side of caution.

[Nonchalance]

Originally Posted by suzy_q2010

Always air on the side of caution.

And when you run out of oxygen....

but now I've got board of trying to solve this issue

[Nicci6Squirrels]

Wow that's wild I seen to guys arguing and about to fight on on 41 pulled over on the side of the highway one of the guys had a little girl in his truck. Ppl need to relax if someone cuts you off its not the end of the world.


Bunch of phsycho's!!!

[Scooby Snacks]

"Middle Eastern and Inidan people who dont bathe and smell awful in an office."

I'll wager a meal of my stepmother's famous tandoori chicken and naan bread that this sentence was written by a native English speaker/writer. Do I have any takers?