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How can anybody hate dogs !? You obviously haven't met the right one yet...
I like dogs but some of them sure don't like me. I've been bitten pretty badly on two separate occations. One required a trip to the hospital. I wonder if they were religious dogs and sensed my atheism?
I like dogs but some of them sure don't like me. I've been bitten pretty badly on two separate occations. One required a trip to the hospital. I wonder if they were religious dogs and sensed my atheism?
My dogs are like me they like everyone no matter what their faith or non-faith as long as they can learn to do a good belly rub quickly!...so come on over and you will be licked with in an inch of your life!
God told Adam He was going to give a woman for his companion. God said the woman will obey your every command. She will always agree with u and admit when she is wrong. She will cook and clean and have your children. She will never ask u to get up in the night to take care of babies. She will always be passionate and loving whenever u want. She will never have a headache, nag u or complain. Adam was pleased with all God said. He wanted the woman so he asked God what will this woman cost me. God said an arm and a leg. Adam gave this matter great thought and said God what can I get for a rib? So because Adam wanted the economy model...all men have to suffer and so it is today. I think this is pretty up beat. Ladies u know I am joking...we've been suffering with men since Adam
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Originally Posted by irishmom
My dogs are like me ...so come on over and you will be licked with in an inch of your life!
Who's doing the licking?
This thought gives whole new meaning to the idea of becoming all things to all people so we can win them over...
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This thought gives whole new meaning to the idea of becoming all things to all people so we can win them over...
(Any further comments will take this out of PG-13 territory. )
LMAO!!!! Too funny! The six dogs here have quite proficient toungues and will be doing all the licking...LOL I hope that doesn't dissapoint MG!
I like dogs but some of them sure don't like me. I've been bitten pretty badly on two separate occations. One required a trip to the hospital. I wonder if they were religious dogs and sensed my atheism?
You all had me rolling while catching up here!
Oh Plad, Christian or not I still love Joe Satriani! I also like Steve Vai! Talk about some awesome guitars! Those guys are truly talented...Sorry, I hope I didn't offend my fellow Christians here, but some old habits do die hard
The whole DOG LICKING thing...you guys are just too much!
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An amusing imaginative story
. God said the woman will obey your every command
. Adam gave this matter great thought and said God what can I get for a rib
? So because Adam wanted the economy model...all men have to suffer and so it is today
