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Originally Posted by Mr.Cat
I remember the story of this guy who was admitted to the hospital after a machete fight in which he lost his upper lip. So the doctors were trying to figure out a way of reconstructing his lip. Suddenly, they brought in the body od a young woman who had just died. As the body laid naked on the strecher the doctor took a look at her vagina and came up with an idea. He transplanted the labia to replace the man's upper lip. With pubic hair and all.
So after some time he recovered, the pubic hair grew and he had a funky looking mustache. One time he went to a public restroom to urine. As he was about his business, a well hung guy stood next to him and the guy took a peek at his thing. All of a sudden his upper lip started to throb and shake on its own.
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From now on, I'm using the stall.
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