I'm Unsure If I Could Be Intimate With a Woman... (statistics, straight)
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But he could make a FORTUNE in OCD literotica. I have to think that's an untapped market.
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He stared her up and down. She was so clean. And she was standing before him, fully dressed but wearing a shower cap -- disposable, of course, and freshly opened.
"I think I'll just...freshen up a bit," she winked, licking her lips. The faint aroma of fresh toothpaste wafted toward him. He felt himself harden instantly.
Leaving her shoes off before entering the bathroom so as not to drag in any contaminants, she snapped on a pair of disposable latex gloves and leaned over to turn on the shower. As the water began to beat down, she removed the gloves, turned them inside-out so no germs would get on the inside of his trash can, and dropped them in the trash.
"Why don't you watch?" she winked. He was all too happy to comply. Women had so many cracks and crevices, after all. He need to be sure...reeeeeeeeeally sure..............................
TO BE CONTINUED (on a sterile operating room table)
LOL! So when are you coming out with your next installment of OCD literotica?
LOL! So when are you coming out with your next installment of OCD literotica?
As soon as I go over my keyboard a few times with a Handi Wipe. ETA: OP, I'm so sorry. This seems to be my own compulsion: answer every single comment with a smart*ss reply. I wouldn't blame you for reporting me right now...so sorry...but I just...can't...stop........... 'k, back to topic now, I really am sorry, OP...
But he could make a FORTUNE in OCD literotica. I have to think that's an untapped market.
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He stared her up and down. She was so clean. And she was standing before him, fully dressed but wearing a shower cap -- disposable, of course, and freshly opened.
"I think I'll just...freshen up a bit," she winked, licking her lips. The faint aroma of fresh toothpaste wafted toward him. He felt himself harden instantly.
Leaving her shoes off before entering the bathroom so as not to drag in any contaminants, she snapped on a pair of disposable latex gloves and leaned over to turn on the shower. As the water began to beat down, she removed the gloves, turned them inside-out so no germs would get on the inside of his trash can, and dropped them in the trash.
"Why don't you watch?" she winked. He was all too happy to comply. Women had so many cracks and crevices, after all. He need to be sure...reeeeeeeeeally sure..............................
TO BE CONTINUED (on a sterile operating room table)
Of everything you wrote in your sterile erotica, that line cracked me up the hardest! Fricken hilarious!
OP: I am OCD as well to the point it's not healthy, either. However, it's not in the same way.
If you feel that her body parts might be dirty, go ahead and hop in the shower together, bathe that girl down, it can be very intimate and then, you'll know she's clean and you can get down to business.
Serious question: do you avoid French kissing her too? There are so many things that are far dirtier than a rear. ETA: And yep, definitely see someone. This is absolutely meeting the criterion of interfering with one's life. There are drugs that can help with the obsession part of OCD (which seems to be the part you're suffering from with this issue).
No one on the forum will be able to help you, Soviet - it seems that a serious Cognitive Behavior Therapy is needed.
If you feel that her body parts might be dirty, go ahead and hop in the shower together, bathe that girl down, it can be very intimate and then, you'll know she's clean and you can get down to business.
This is probably the best possible answer for the time being for the OP. Would you be willing to shower *with* the girl, OP?
As soon as I go over my keyboard a few times with a Handi Wipe. ETA: OP, I'm so sorry. This seems to be my own compulsion: answer every single comment with a smart*ss reply. I wouldn't blame you for reporting me right now...so sorry...but I just...can't...stop........... 'k, back to topic now, I really am sorry, OP...
It's quite all right, m'dear. That was fookin' hilarious!
I concur with a good dose of CBT being needed by the OP. All life is bacteria of one sort or another.
Look at your skin under a microscope and you will realise just how many lifeforms exist on and inside of us. We are covered in bacteria ( good and bad ) and other creatures. Not only that but we are all co-dependent . We are literally a writhing mass of millions and millions of creatures from our hair follicles to our intestines. This is what life on earth is about in the purely biological sense.
I would find a good CBT professional and try to address this before it becomes such a serious issue that it is beyond addressing....
I know quite a few people are actually dirty but unless you pick someone with poor personal hygiene then I think you are pretty unlikely to be infected and contaminated with anything that nasty.
Scary thread. Live your life and stop running scared.
....most of the time, things get into the heat of the moment and sex is rather unplanned, right? Well, I have a major OCD-ish problem with toilet seats and girls usually sit on toilet seats. I would be thinking too much about whether or not her buttocks are dirty than actually enjoying her buttocks.
If it were happening in my bed, I'd be worried and thinking about how my bedsheets are getting dirty (not the good kind of dirty) and contaminated.
I don't know. How would I deal with this? Anyone else think this way? Does anyone have a significant other who is like me? How do you two deal with it?
Ever heard of alcohol?
Seriously though, it sounds like this OCD is really affecting you're life, so it is time for some therapy.
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