I'm Unsure If I Could Be Intimate With a Woman... (kissing, sex)
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Apparently everyone carries around some measure of fecal matter with
them... either inside or outside... and not everyone washes their hands
after using the facilities.
...then they go touching their cash to hand over to someone else and
perhaps that person does not wash their hands after using the facilities
so the cash gets further contaminated.
...then their kid uses the 20 to blow their nose. Irate parent wipes off
the 20 with toilet paper that has perhaps caught a few grams of fecal
matter given where tp is usually situated.
...and then you catch that 20 somewhere not knowing its history and
use it as partial payment for that nice restaurant meal with your sweetie.
It may be safer to stop using cash and revert to plastic only!
But he could make a FORTUNE in OCD literotica. I have to think that's an untapped market.
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He stared her up and down. She was so clean. And she was standing before him, fully dressed but wearing a shower cap -- disposable, of course, and freshly opened.
"I think I'll just...freshen up a bit," she winked, licking her lips. The faint aroma of fresh toothpaste wafted toward him. He felt himself harden instantly.
Leaving her shoes off before entering the bathroom so as not to drag in any contaminants, she snapped on a pair of disposable latex gloves and leaned over to turn on the shower. As the water began to beat down, she removed the gloves, turned them inside-out so no germs would get on the inside of his trash can, and dropped them in the trash.
"Why don't you watch?" she winked. He was all too happy to comply. Women had so many cracks and crevices, after all. He need to be sure...reeeeeeeeeally sure..............................
TO BE CONTINUED (on a sterile operating room table)
OMG you are so funny! Theres no way they could have a threesome, they would run out of hot water.
Apparently everyone carries around some measure of fecal matter with
them... either inside or outside... and not everyone washes their hands
after using the facilities.
...then they go touching their cash to hand over to someone else and
perhaps that person does not wash their hands after using the facilities
so the cash gets further contaminated.
...then their kid uses the 20 to blow their nose. Irate parent wipes off
the 20 with toilet paper that has perhaps caught a few grams of fecal
matter given where tp is usually situated.
...and then you catch that 20 somewhere not knowing its history and
use it as partial payment for that nice restaurant meal with your sweetie.
It may be safer to stop using cash and revert to plastic only!
I have nothing against prostitution, hell I wouldn't mind getting one just once in Amsterdam or something, but majority of sex is spontaneous and unplanned. Don't try to pass off planned/prostitution as the norm. Nothing wrong with it, but definitely not the norm.
Yeah, really.
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Originally Posted by LuckyGem
You realize it's impossible for her to sit on a toilet seat and have sex with you right?
....most of the time, things get into the heat of the moment and sex is rather unplanned, right? Well, I have a major OCD-ish problem with toilet seats and girls usually sit on toilet seats. I would be thinking too much about whether or not her buttocks are dirty than actually enjoying her buttocks.
If it were happening in my bed, I'd be worried and thinking about how my bedsheets are getting dirty (not the good kind of dirty) and contaminated.
I don't know. How would I deal with this? Anyone else think this way? Does anyone have a significant other who is like me? How do you two deal with it?
There are medications and therapies available to help you with your issues.
Please see a professional and feel better soon so you can get out there and enjoy your life
To the OP: I think you need some help for your OCD. A relationship with a woman will not work, unless you can find full body condoms to wear. Did you know your skin is crawling with dust mites. Your bed too!!! And the bacteria!!
....most of the time, things get into the heat of the moment and sex is rather unplanned, right? Well, I have a major OCD-ish problem with toilet seats and girls usually sit on toilet seats. I would be thinking too much about whether or not her buttocks are dirty than actually enjoying her buttocks.
If it were happening in my bed, I'd be worried and thinking about how my bedsheets are getting dirty (not the good kind of dirty) and contaminated.
I don't know. How would I deal with this?
Therapy from a licensed mental health professional.
No, I am not kidding. You need help.
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