Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (mom, husband)

[Mr. Boring]

Originally Posted by Mikala43

OMG that's so true, and I never thought of it that way.

My dad never exercised a day in his life, smoked in the 1950s, ate garbage, sat on his butt reading electronics magazines, overweight, etc.

Lived 16 months less than Jack La Lanne.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

I put too much butter on my toast this morning and it tasted too buttery and was kind of soggy.
And my birthday flowers are droopy (and so is my birthday suit.) The flowers are several days old. Birthday suit considerably older.

[pretty in black]

I went to buy a Starbuck's Mocha flavored iced coffee from the convenience store this morning but they were all out of Mocha. I had to settle for the Dunkin' Donuts brand. FML

[box*of*rain]

I asked for my Boar’s Head Honey Maple Ham ‘falling apart shaved.’
He gave me sandwich-type slices. I know it’s the exact same food but I don’t like how it tastes if it’s not ‘falling apart shaved.’

[Mikala43]

Originally Posted by box*of*rain

I asked for my Boar’s Head Honey Maple Ham ‘falling apart shaved.’
He gave me sandwich-type slices. I know it’s the exact same food but I don’t like how it tastes if it’s not ‘falling apart shaved.’

We may have been separated at birth.

[ohhwanderlust]

I'm having CRAZY cravings for fatty meat. I'm talking ribs, wings, bacon, salami, even Slim Jims lol.

I've been vegan for several months for health reasons (heartburn...in my 20s. Wtf), and for the most part I didn't really miss meat, but then my husband likes to watch the Food Network, and that unleashes my inner beast lol.

He's vegan too, but he never gets tempted by the Food Network for meat...his vice is sweets, which I don't even like, even though my body tolerates carbs much more easily than meat. Figures.

Anyway now I'm up at 1am having insane cravings for a whole plate of Korean fried chicken... :/

[KathrynAragon]

Originally Posted by ohhwanderlust

I'm having CRAZY cravings for fatty meat. I'm talking ribs, wings, bacon, salami, even Slim Jims lol.

I've been vegan for several months for health reasons (heartburn...in my 20s. Wtf), and for the most part I didn't really miss meat, but then my husband likes to watch the Food Network, and that unleashes my inner beast lol.

He's vegan too, but he never gets tempted by the Food Network for meat...his vice is sweets, which I don't even like, even though my body tolerates carbs much more easily than meat. Figures.

Anyway now I'm up at 1am having insane cravings for a whole plate of Korean fried chicken... :/

Well, in your defense, Korean chicken is hella good. And it's not RED meat.

[jbgusa]

Some bus driver was driving 10 mph in a 20 mph zone. It was as if he was trying to stretch his hours, and deliberately let the light go from green to yellow to red.

[SeaOfGrass]

Originally Posted by ohhwanderlust

I'm having CRAZY cravings for fatty meat. I'm talking ribs, wings, bacon, salami, even Slim Jims lol.

I've been vegan for several months for health reasons (heartburn...in my 20s. Wtf), and for the most part I didn't really miss meat, but then my husband likes to watch the Food Network, and that unleashes my inner beast lol.

He's vegan too, but he never gets tempted by the Food Network for meat...his vice is sweets, which I don't even like, even though my body tolerates carbs much more easily than meat. Figures.

Anyway now I'm up at 1am having insane cravings for a whole plate of Korean fried chicken... :/

It can be torture at times.

[bjh]

I'm sleepy even though I got a full night. I don't want to nap too long and be up too late.