Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (husband, people)

[silibran]

Being old is a full time job. No?

[ohhwanderlust]

Originally Posted by jbgusa

Melatonin and even one-half beer, separated by an hour, don't mix. My normal constitution is health. I had half a beer at 11 PM Monday night, and took a Melatonin at 12:15 a.m. I woke up at 4:30 to relieve myself, felt nauseous, collapsed and threw my back out. Two days of excruciating pain. Three days later I'm mostly recovered.

Omg yikes hope you feel completely better soon. Sounds like a rookie mistake I'd have made as well

[jbgusa]

Originally Posted by ohhwanderlust

Omg yikes hope you feel completely better soon. Sounds like a rookie mistake I'd have made as well

I'm pretty much better except for some serious stiffness on wake-up, Thanks for the good wishes.

[box*of*rain]

I threw my phone in the wash and had to get a new one. I qualified for an upgrade to an iPhone X at almost the same cost as an 8...so I got the X. It’s very heavy

[bjh]

Originally Posted by ohhwanderlust

My in-laws have been staying with us for a week so far to visit our city, and I'm so tired of playing hostess and be on my best behaviour 24/7. I've also had a bunch of music gigs recently, and it's hard to practice or decompress because the in-laws are just constantly...there. They have their crap all over the place too, they're annoyingly fake apologetic about everything forcing me to constantly reassure them just to be nice, and they go to bed at like 9pm, forcing my husband and I to do the same so we don't disturb them (usually we go to bed around 1 or 2am).

AND they constantly leave the balcony door open for hours, which attracts bugs, but it's been super hot (we have no AC), so we can't really tell them to stop.

I know I probably sound like a massive batch right now, but my husband, dog, and I live in a 500sf 1br apartment, and I'm tired of not even being able to curse when I stub my toe on one of my MIL's damn suitcases when trying to access my instrument.

3 more days of this...ugh.

There's an old saying, house guests and fish stink after 3 days.

[manhattangirl]

Originally Posted by AnnaGWS

I hotwired a hotel and was assigned a King bed instead of two queens. I am going to have to share a bed with my husband. I prefer my own space.

hmmmmm

[AnnaGWS]

Originally Posted by manhattangirl

hmmmmm

I'm a light sleeper (and insomniac) and he moves around a lot.

He gets kicked out of bed when I am ready to go to sleep. He has his own room.

[earslikeacat]

I'm addicted to buying coffee-shop coffee, and am disappointed %100 of the time, but still won't learn my lesson.

[SeaOfGrass]

Originally Posted by earslikeacat

I'm addicted to buying coffee-shop coffee, and am disappointed %100 of the time, but still won't learn my lesson.

I do the same thing with trying new desserts and drinks from restaurants and fast food places. I'm almost always disappointed, but every time I see a new one, "Oh, I have to try that!" I will say, though, that I've fallen in love with the Watermelon Freeze from Taco Bell.

[hunterseat]

Don't you hate it when they don't mow the grass at the dog park? You have to actually watch your dog "going" to know where to pick up! Such an inconvenience!