I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (grammar, quote, difference)

[Tia 914]

Another doozie from the locale:

"If you owe money to somebody, never ever pay the creditor... instead, pay the person you owe the money to..."

[Retriever]

Periodically, I hear a commercial on satellite radio for an upscale brand of bed sheets, and one of their boasts is that, "three living former US Presidents sleep on our sheets".

I guess that this is slightly more impressive than if several deceased former US Presidents were laid out on them.

[Lodestar]

I see variations of this one constantly:

"My advice to you is stop drinking now before someone knocks you the *** out for running off with your mouth,,,, Post this on facebook so we can see your face you coward only talk **** when ya get drunk.. Maybe you aren't old or mature enough to frequent the pubs I can wait to read your name in the paper for getting your nose broke for talking so stupid "

I think this guy has a punctuation phobia.

[Fox Terrier]

Originally Posted by suzy_q2010

I've even seen a perfectly good end of a tubafor tossed as waste when the lousy knotted end is used.

One really has to wonder how some people make it through life...

[Dirt Grinder]

Originally Posted by suzy_q2010

I've even seen a perfectly good end of a tubafor tossed as waste when the lousy knotted end is used.

Maybe the rest of the dialogue went something like this...

Dolt: "What's a tubafor?"
Kid: "For playing in the school band!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, and wait'll ya see my henway."

wah...wah...wahhhhhhhhhh...

[P47P47]

Originally Posted by Dirt Grinder

Maybe the rest of the dialogue went something like this...

Dolt: "What's a tubafor?"
Kid: "For playing in the school band!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh, and wait'll ya see my henway."

wah...wah...wahhhhhhhhhh...

I've seen a henway. Want to see a goat with no nose?

[Retriever]

Somebody who is about to get his/her driver's license wants to know...

"How does the road course in XXXXX, XX looks like is the road test there hard or easy"

I would think that the written test was more of a challenge for this person than the road test.

[Retriever]

From a thread where people are discussing the lack of cleanliness of many public restrooms:

woman bathrooms are the worst ones. Same fast food restrooms are pretty clean and same aren't.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

This is a "discussion" on a "You Know You're From..." page on facebook. They're discussing the need for signs in yards, instructing drivers to slow down because there are children playing. I question whether anyone would be able to READ the signs, anyway.

A car hit my cousin but he wouldn't have flew as far as he did.

Keep em in the yard then...not where cars go. I have a Four yr old. And Live on 6th cars speed. Let em, nothing ima do that's what police are for I'm not Gona do their job. If there in the yard playing no need to disturb the drivers then.

she lucky i seen her in time.

I was Gona say something along those lines but it just isn't worth getting threw the thick stubborn skulls cause..he probBly a parent that thinks his kids do no wrong and their innocent.

No your right. Your right.

[Fox Terrier]

Originally Posted by P47P47

I've seen a henway. Want to see a goat with no nose?

I've seen a peanut stand

I've seen a rubber band

I've seen a needle that winked its eye


LOL