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Old 03-07-2015, 12:58 PM
 
Location: USA
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I didn't flinch a bit when I overheard this in my dentist's waiting room last week (but the mental picture was interesting):

Tell him to pick us up by the rear.

I visualize a certain flabbiness.

 
Old 03-07-2015, 01:03 PM
 
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I visualize a certain flabbiness.

...either that, or perhaps somebody had handles surgically implanted in his/her nether regions...

 
Old 03-07-2015, 02:13 PM
 
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...either that, or perhaps somebody had handles surgically implanted in his/her nether regions...

You mean the "waste" area?
 
Old 03-08-2015, 07:27 AM
 
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The same person posted both of these comments in the Car Talk forum:

"Have you took it back to them?"

"You're sister probably did a good job on your car..."

 
Old 03-08-2015, 07:42 AM
 
Location: Southern MN
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Craig's List:

" For all you that think all guns should be band its will stop the bad people getting them. Hey dumb **** they get them now what's going to stop them if they are band? Get a clue they shouldn't be band nor will they ever."

Next thing you know they'll want to band roses too.
 
Old 03-08-2015, 07:50 AM
 
Location: Southern MN
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I didn't flinch a bit when I overheard this in my dentist's waiting room last week (but the mental picture was interesting):

Tell him to pick us up by the rear.

Oh Delahanty, what would you have? IN the rear?

Sounds like people of German descent. Around here it's always "We're going to go by Grandma's." Makes me want to say, "As long as you're going by, why don't you stop in?"
 
Old 03-08-2015, 09:37 AM
 
Location: USA
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Craig's List:

" For all you that think all guns should be band its will stop the bad people getting them. Hey dumb **** they get them now what's going to stop them if they are band? Get a clue they shouldn't be band nor will they ever."

Next thing you know they'll want to band roses too.
The band didn't miss a beat as it played on.
 
Old 03-08-2015, 11:27 AM
 
Location: I'm around here someplace :)
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Craig's List:

" For all you that think all guns should be band its will stop the bad people getting them. Hey dumb **** they get them now what's going to stop them if they are band? Get a clue they shouldn't be band nor will they ever."

Next thing you know they'll want to band roses too.
Yes, plenty of music fans would be annoyed if they band both Guns 'n' Roses
 
Old 03-08-2015, 01:12 PM
 
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The band didn't miss a beat as it played on.
Now the criminals will be a band on the run.
 
Old 03-08-2015, 02:23 PM
 
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Will they play oldies but goodies like this?

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I really didn't want a vacuum that had filters needing changed often
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