I can't take it anymore. Part 2 (quote)

[Kophi]

Another from an episode awhile back:

"it's annoying how you talk to the viewers like
if we were 3th graders"

[Retriever]

When somebody (not me, believe it or not!) criticized a "wall of text" post that was devoid of all punctuation, this was the response:

You must be handicapped if u need someone to put periods in for u to take a breath before u die of suffication o wate heres a . i wouldnt want u to fall over n die cus ur to stupid to take a breath u moron!or to stupid too read something n know were a period would be wat are u fkn 5

[Kophi]

There was one I found awhile back dealing with bad weather
(so I'd cut them a lot of slack; they typed better than I would’ve
in the same situation):

“God keep my sons family all states safe and praying power
tress and all of us Georgia. I trust. God”

If it were me, it would have read:

“$#!+ were gona die cr@p HATE tornadoesss
God what wer U thinkin craeting those EVRY1!!
GETINTHEBASEMENTNOW!!11!!”

[Retriever]

Because of inclement winter weather, my town has sent the following email message to all residents:

Reduce your speed and use cation so you can arrive at you location safe.

[Retriever]

A consumer's review of a dishwasher detergent:

I didn't have prewash my Alfredo cassersole. My old dishwasher detergent I had to wash everything before it went into the dishwasher.YOU WILL LOVE how clean it make your dishes, glasses, stuck on Alfredo cassersole comes it!!!

[Fox Terrier]

I don't think he is afraid of me, he has been skiddish and scared since I got him.

rubber soles might help.

[Nicci6Squirrels]

no one wants to pay for good food,cloths anything sad - youse guys, I ain't payin' fer nuttin' sad, okay? 'Specially nunna them cloths.

[Deelighted]

From a CBS News headline today: "Four" Easter Continues to Blow as the news anchor describes the fourth nor'easter

[Crashj007]

Originally Posted by Retriever

Because of inclement winter weather, my town has sent the following email message to all residents:

Reduce your speed and use cation so you can arrive at you location safe.

As opposed to using anions?

[CraigCreek]

A state park's rules for an upcoming fishing tournament: "We are not specifying what species is legal this year...it is up to the angular what fish they go after".

But what if you're roly-poly? Are you out of luck, or just out of fish?