Hey there fellow donkeys!
So, I watched the shows tonight and .....
I am so happy Van went home! I am also happy Sabrina the teenage witch went home too.
I was getting ALL grossed out by Van sweating all over everything. That's just nasty!!!
I laughed so hard when Tenille, in the first episode, was yapping about the mud in the pig sty - how it didn't look like mud and didn't smell like mud. I forgot what she said, but the way she said it was just too funny!
Ariel - what a disappointment. I thought because she was so low profile, she would be the one to emerge as a really good chef and tough competitor. She just fizzled. That whole low profile thing aint workin' for her.
Tennile - I think everyone under estimated her. Okay, so she has no clue what a chard is, or that other thing (see - I forgot what the other thing was too!), and apparently isn't too hip on what venison is or what animal it comes from. But, she can always learn. Yeah, she yells, but I think that's just the way she is. Like somebody else said in here, some people are just loud. My mother is one of those people. I talk on the phone with her and I have to tell her to take it down about 20 notches. I'm not sure I see her as a head chef of a 5 star restaurant, but she seems pretty competent in the kitchen.
Sabrina - Two words ... Oy (and) Vey!!! Oh yeah, two more words ... Holy Crap!
This teenage witch has no cooking skills and threw her teammates under the bus. I think she was a conniving little witch and I'm glad she's gone. I love how GR asked her, just before sending her home, why he should keep her - what did she have left - and she replied "I have everything left, chef."
I had to yell "LIAR" at the TV screen!
Suzanne - Three words ... aye yay yay!!!
I can't stand her. She needs to go. Yeah, she did mellow out with the guys because they put her in her place. No, it wasn't fair of the guys to be that way with her, but I don't like her, so I wasn't all that broken up over it.
I gotta say though, that she wasn't as big a screw up as Van, Sabrina, and Ariel.
Van - Where the hell did they get this guy? Is he the new Joseph? You guys remember Joseph, don't you? He was that hot-headed Harry Connick, Jr. lookalike who wasn't gonna be nobody's b*tch. Wasn't he the first one booted off this season? Anyway, Van appears to have channeled Joseph because he kept yapping about GR treating him like a little b*tch. I seriously thought that if Van got kicked off the show he'd flip out and go all postal on GR and gang. The guy is a walking, ticking time bomb - with a bad 'do, I might add. And that sweating? UGH!!! Just nasty! Gross nasty!!!!!
Just watching him (and Robert and Andy before him) sweating all over the food really makes me think twice about dining out. Who knows how much sweat I've actually consumed???!!!
I don't even want to think about it! YUCK!!!
And what is up with a fish cook who can't cook fish???
Not only is he not a fish cook, but he's no mathematician either! Hello!!! What idiot doesn't know 2 X 3? Don't kindergartners learn these simple time tables? The guy is as dumb as a box of rocks.
He needs to lay off the 'roids before he seriously hurts someone, or hurts himself.
Dave - This half man/half robot is amazing! He just pushes past the pain to "get r done". I totally respect that. Plus, he can cook!!!
I'm not sure I see him in a 5 star restaurant either, but I guess since the kitchen is usually kinda hidden from the dining room, and the chef doesn't always come out and greet the guests, it could happen. Plus ... if any of you watch Curb Your Enthusiasm, you'll remember the episode where Larry David and Ted Danson opened a restaurant and hired a guy with Tourette's Syndrome, who would shout obsceneties at the top of his lungs. Dave may be one of those newfangled androids they're making over there in China or Japan, but at least he doesn't have Tourette's and yells bad words at the diners.
He is one of my picks to win.
Kevin - He too is very good, but not as good as Dave. He may have a shaved head ... but he's no robot!
He is my other pick to win. I can totally see him at a 5 star restaurant.
So, that's what I have to say about those dumbos, madams, and donkeys. But I did like how Tennile lied about the lamb/venison. She was calling it lamb and GR had that look like "WTF?" and then she changed her tune real quick - and LIED about "Oh, I knew what it was, I was just nervous."
I'm gonna have to use that line whenever I don't know something, but want to
pretend like I do.
It's getting exciting! I can't wait to see Suzanne or Ariel go home next week.
So, until next time, donkeys ... don't burn your lettuce, cook your risotto perfectly, know the difference between venison and lamb, and ...... P*SS OFF!
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