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Old 09-28-2010, 04:48 PM
 
Location: North of the border!
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I'm sure this topic has come up before, forgive me I am new here. Plus I've seen members get excited at others bumping old topics up (not sure why).
Just heard a good one on the TV:
"Oh baby you're so hot I've wrecked 3 pairs of underwear thinking of you."
Good for males or females!
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Old 09-28-2010, 04:54 PM
 
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"Hey baby, wanna play house? You can be the screen door and I can slam you all night long."
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Old 09-28-2010, 04:56 PM
 
Location: middle of everywhere
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"Damn baby, your body was built for sex!"

And that's the clean version. NYC men, straight to the point!
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Old 09-28-2010, 04:59 PM
 
Location: maryland
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"Hey baby, wanna play house? You can be the screen door and I can slam you all night long."

How loud did you laugh?
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:00 PM
 
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How loud did you laugh?
Pretty loud. It was hilarious. The guy actually got sad when I laughed.
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:07 PM
 
Location: maryland
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"hey baby girl, nice socks wanna _____" I was at the beach too....so showed what he knew =P.
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:08 PM
 
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Me: Pardon me, miss, but do you work at Subway?
Her [puzzled look]: Um, no. Why?
Me: Because you give me a foot-long
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:08 PM
 
Location: maryland
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Pretty loud. It was hilarious. The guy actually got sad when I laughed.

LOL i mean what did he expect? That somehow the floodgates your open, and your thighs would quiver?
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:11 PM
 
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LOL i mean what did he expect? That somehow the floodgates your open, and your thighs would quiver?
LOL. No kidding.

I got one last week that started out as (what I thought was) a compliment but ended up being a bit...awkward:

Guy: "Hey...that's a cool belly ring you're wearing."
Me: "Thanks."
Guy: "It's quite becoming on you...in fact, later on I'D like to be...on you."
(edited due to crassness)

That made me roll my eyes and walk away.
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Old 09-28-2010, 05:13 PM
 
Location: maryland
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LOL. No kidding.

I got one last week that started out as (what I thought was) a compliment but ended up being a bit...awkward:

Guy: "Hey...that's a cool belly ring you're wearing."
Me: "Thanks."
Guy: "It's quite becoming on you...in fact, later on I'D like to be...on you."
(edited due to crassness)

That made me roll my eyes and walk away.


ooooo that's classy!
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