Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (woman, husband)

[PinaCarlotta]

There's a giant beetle in my garage and now I don't want to go in there.

[Chicago2vegas]

I can’t tell if it’s a giant moth or a bat that’s flying around in my garage.
I see it and I just have to run out before taking a good look

[pathrunner]

I live in a house that has 2 light switches in the hallway, in the living room and in the kitchen. Sometimes neither switch works in the hallway, and then suddenly it works after too much fiddling. Grrrr....

[Nancy739]

The grocery delivery came today without BREAD. I had a piece of sliced ham rolled up in my hand as I wondered WHY me? There were no substitutions for Bread?

I paid the guy at the tire store $35 to put oil in my car and yet the oil can is still lit up in my car. Now I wonder, did he put anything in there at all?

Yes, there is something that wants to be food on the counter, but someone has to cook it and I don't want to.

A while back someone said my frayed towels still loved me, but I fear it is not reciprocal and they will end up in a bin somewhere waiting to be shredded into tiny pieces of towel used to wipe machines.

I was making calamari and by the time I went through the taste-as-you-go process they were gone before their destination ~ the table.

The stray feral cat I've been feeding for a long time taught another civilized cat to hiss at me upon my feeding them. The other day I got hissed at twice

[silibran]

Originally Posted by KathrynAragon

Hey, I had to get up early today too! What's up with all this earliness? I do not get it. Nor do I want it.

Nope! You know what I hate the worst? Having to get to the airport for an 8:30 am flight! I absolutely hate that.

[KathrynAragon]

Originally Posted by pathrunner

I live in a house that has 2 light switches in the hallway, in the living room and in the kitchen. Sometimes neither switch works in the hallway, and then suddenly it works after too much fiddling. Grrrr....

You know what I hate? I hate when I have two light switches that control the same light and sometimes they are both "backwards" (have to flick them UP to turn the light off) and sometimes they are both the right way and sometimes one is the right way and one isn't. I totally don't get it.

I am so sorry about your particular switches.

[KathrynAragon]

OK so yesterday I had my ceilings professionally painted. When I got home, one of my light fixtures is hanging wonky and I know it's because they did something to it. So now I am going to have to call them to come back and fix it. Ugh.

Also, they put stuff back but not quite right, so all last evening and then this morning I've been going around moving things back into place.

[Nomadicus]

I didn't use enough charcoal in the grill to fully cook the chicken. Pains me to have to finished it in the oven.

[Nancy739]

First World Problems, humor thread..

Four out of six lemons in the cute little lemon-colored bag were moldy

My nail polish keeps chipping

Static electricity is going to be the end of me

People are so freaking rude and are getting PAID to be something that resembles nice

Apparently I have to make the bed again. This happens every day and I'm tired of it Maybe I should sleep standing up

[Sonic_Spork]

My apartment complex has a really gorgeous "resort style" pool. It was one of the reasons I chose this place, if not by far the most important one. It's even open 24/7/365. But it's often full of very loud children, and between that and my basic laziness, I have lived here for 7 months and I've been in it twice. What the hell?

(This is possibly the most absurdly first world "problem" that I have ever had...)