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There's a giant beetle in my garage and now I don't want to go in there.
When I got home earlier, I decided to sweep out all the dead beetles that were under my husband's car since his side was empty. There were like four. Then I saw one in front of my rear tire, so I swept it out and it ran toward me! It was playing possum.
^^^Gorgeous pool! We don't allow kids in ours, lol.
At the crack of 9 a.m., there were motorcycle races on the beach. 100s of them racing up and down the sand for over an hour. I thought it was a military action!
I had to slam on my brakes today because some idiot just decided to go about 30 mph in a 65 mph zone. No one was turning, nothing unusual - he just decided to go slow I guess. Anyway, then I began to smell greenery - lots of basil and other stuff. Then I remembered that I had plants in my car. Then when I got home, they had all tipped over and one of them had come out of the container completely and I had to take my plastic thingie out of my car and shake it down to remove all the dirt. And my plants aren't looking so great but I'm sure they'll recover. Anyway, drama.
Also at work today, I took a sales call. OMG. The woman was one of those old women who is lonely and wants to talk with someone and she was wanting something we don't ever sell, and then she went on about needing a plumber, and then about needing blinds and would I meet her at The Blind Place to pick out colors (no!)? I would rather stick a hot poker in my eye than meet her at a blind place. She was nice but dadgummit - she knows how to play the system and every time I thought she was getting off the phone, she'd start up again about something ELSE. It was crazy. GET OFF THE DANG PHONE!!!!!! YOU ARE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE AND YOU KNOW YOU ARE!!!!!!
You know what she was wanting? She was wanting one of those felt bottomed padded things that go over a dining room table - the kind you have to either have made for the table or that you order when you order the table because every table is a different size and type. And she said front and center that she didn't buy the table from us because she found it cheaper somewhere else - well, that's fine but call THEM.
You know what she was wanting? She was wanting one of those felt bottomed padded things that go over a dining room table - the kind you have to either have made for the table or that you order when you order the table because every table is a different size and type. And she said front and center that she didn't buy the table from us because she found it cheaper somewhere else - well, that's fine but call THEM.
She should just buy a pool table. The Beverly Hillbillies used one as their dining table.
I planted seeds from an old packet in a large pot I was considering throwing away because it's seen better days. Then noticed a few volunteer something or others growing in the rich soil. We'll see if anything comes of it.
I planted seeds from an old packet in a large pot I was considering throwing away because it's seen better days. Then noticed a few volunteer something or others growing in the rich soil. We'll see if anything comes of it.
Haha! Guess what I did? I found an old packet of seeds and I planted them outside IN MY FLOWER BEDS and now I don't know whether it's flowers or weeds coming up. Sheeze!
My headache is downstairs and the Tylenol is upstairs
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It was playing possum.
