Post your trivial 1st world problems (humor thread) (people)

[DJKB]

Originally Posted by KathrynAragon

I have to try to keep my dogs from falling into the big dirt hole in my backyard where the pool is going.

hahahaha.
I have a muddy section in the very back of my fenced in back yard where the rain pools (we've had a ton of rain) and I've had to build a mini fence just to keep them out of this mud!

[silibran]

DH and I went to a new to us restaurant that had been recommended to us. Meh.

Disappointing.

[Submariner]

Originally Posted by Lady Lexie

When I have to be up before 10 am to get taken to lunch.

That does seem to be pretty trivial.

How about being served breakfast in bed?

[Nov3]

Due to switching phone carriers I am getting an increase in telemarketers and "un known callers". My 1st world problem is what bizarre language I can use when answering the phone. The most recent was a mix of western Europe and Asian. Pretty sure the person on the other end was like....What the hey language is that!!
Naturally I could just ignore or not answer. At some point ya just gotta get creative to be placed on the ...nevercallthatcrazyladyagain list

[KathrynAragon]

Originally Posted by DJKB

hahahaha.
I have a muddy section in the very back of my fenced in back yard where the rain pools (we've had a ton of rain) and I've had to build a mini fence just to keep them out of this mud!

In my experience, dogs love to get as dirty (and smelly) as possible.

One time I saw both my dogs taking turns rolling in something in the yard. One came running over to me and BLECH - he smelled of death (literally). I walked out there thinking there had to be something large and smelly and quite dead over there, maybe like a bird or even some small rodent. You know what it was? AN EARTHWORM. That's it. That's all. All that stink and all that rolling around in it - and it was just a dead earthworm.

[chiluvr1228]

My toaster isn't wide enough for a piece of Rye bread. I had to turn it over half way in the toasting process.

[box*of*rain]

I bought an iced tea at Starbucks but the cup was deformed and had a bubble on the bottom. The cup wobbled on my desk all day.

[Huckleberry3911948]

I am unable to go out of the house safely with any sort of red hat

[silibran]

I patronize a local business from time to time. I am usually greeted by a women not much younger than I am with: "Good morning, young lady!"

I hate being called "young lady." I am not young, and it is obvious that I am not. And she isn't that young herself.

Just say "Good morning." and leave it at that.

Harumpf!

[KathrynAragon]

It is extremely difficult and dirty and messy to hose down the gunite twice a day during the pool building process. No one warned me about this beforehand.