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Old 11-29-2008, 11:19 AM
 
Location: I love the Ozarks
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Some people like turkey for Chrismas as well.
I found this great recipe and wanted to share....

How to Cook a Thanksgiving or Christmas Turkey

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch)
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 20: Bless the saying, pass and eat out

Well....
Thats it!

Okie
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Old 11-29-2008, 11:43 AM
 
Location: Sandhills
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Not real sure but think I have tried this before, I may of gotten some of the steps out of order and pretty sure I forgot #7 totally in the process.
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Old 11-29-2008, 08:00 PM
 
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That me made hard so laugh...
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Old 11-29-2008, 09:14 PM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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Originally Posted by tkdmom View Post
That me made hard so laugh...
LOL....

Now <hick> calm down <hick> TKDMom.. I know it's easy to <hick> hard so laugh at somethin' <hick> like this... I hope I'm making <hick> sense.. <hick>

And oh, one more <hick> think.. I mean thing TKDMom, go to your room!
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Old 11-29-2008, 10:17 PM
 
Location: Tulsa, OK
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I'm not so drink as you thunk I am.
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:05 AM
 
Location: The Wild Wild West
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Geeze, youse guyes has been drinkin tu mush. Youse betur stip posing whilst drunking er youse mite crash ento youse puter an cauz sum dammmage. Shuld be shamed uf u selves.
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Old 11-30-2008, 12:27 AM
 
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shhhhhh!

The moberators are coming......
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Old 11-30-2008, 06:45 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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I'm not so drink as you thunk I am.
LOL... I thought it went like:

I'm not as thunk as you drink I am....
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Old 11-30-2008, 07:47 AM
 
Location: Arizona, The American Southwest
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shhhhhh!

The moberators are coming......
Are they <hick> gonna join us?
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Old 11-30-2008, 10:05 AM
 
Location: Looking over your shoulder
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So Mike,,,,, are you still going to the shooting range today?
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