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Old 04-01-2017, 07:12 PM
 
Location: The Wild Wild West
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Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017. If today is your birthday, as an Aries born on April 2nd, your personality is highlighted by a creative and ambitious nature. In all matters of life, you let your quick and creative mind shine. Socially, this makes you a warm, enjoyable individual with a sense of humor. In work, when this quality is paired with your ambition, you become nearly unstoppable. You share birthdays with Marvin Gaye, singer; Christopher Meloni, actor; Alec Guiness, actor; Emmy Lou Harris, singer; Hans Christian Anderson, author.

(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)

Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone?
Did anyone fool you?
Are you a practical joker?
Anything unusual happen?

When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone?
Landline phone?
Computer keyboard?
Your vehicle?
Your house?
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything?

Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts?

Have you ever used a rolling pin?
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?

Have you ever putted at miniature golf?
Ridden a miniature horse?
Ridden a mechanical horse?

Pick one:
Pickles or yams.?
Leeks or carrots?
Beef or Pork chow mein?
Weiners or brats?
Taco or burger?
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?


Pun time:
A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Young man, is your mommy home?"
Brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "What the heck do you think?"


Quote of the moment:
To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntire

Historical events of note for April 2...
1513 – Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León first sights land in what is now the United States state of Florida.
1792 – The Coinage Act is passed establishing the United States Mint.
1827 - Joseph Dixon begins manufacturing lead pencils.
1877 - 1st Easter egg roll held on White House lawn .
1902 – "Electric Theatre", the first full-time movie theater in the United States, opens in Los Angeles.
1932- Charles Lindbergh turns over $50,000 as ransom for kidnapped son.
1954- Plans to build Disneyland 1st announced.
1956 - Soap operas "As the World Turns" and "Edge of Night" premieres on TV.
1958 - Wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, Wichita Falls, Texas (record)
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.
1978 - Velcro was 1st put on the market.
2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".

That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.

Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating.
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Old 04-01-2017, 07:24 PM
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(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)
Don't forget to tip the valet.

Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? Didn't try.
Did anyone fool you? Ditto.
Are you a practical joker? Nope. Not my thang.
Anything unusual happen? Nothing unexpected.

When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone?
Landline phone?
Computer keyboard? Occasional baby wipe on anything like this or phones.
Your vehicle? Ongoing basis.
Your house? Ditto.
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything? Mostly clean as you go with an occasional deep clean.

Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? Who me? Christmas gifts?

Have you ever used a rolling pin? No.
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? Tried as a kid, the party game.

Have you ever putted at miniature golf? Setting of most hole-in-ones.
Ridden a miniature horse? Too big.
Ridden a mechanical horse? As a kid.

Pick one:
Pickles or yams.? Pickles, no contest.
Leeks or carrots? Carrots
Beef or Pork chow mein? Beef.
Weiners or brats? Whiners or spoiled brats? Hot dogs.
Taco or burger? Burger.
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan? Chicken.


Pun time:
A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Young man, is your mommy home?"
Brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "What the heck do you think?"
You forgot to mention all my hot dates.



Quote of the moment:
To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntire
Uh, hunh.

Historical events of note for April 2...
2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".
Hooda thunk it?

That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them.
As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.
Expect a strongly worded letter from my Chinese attorney, So Su Mi.

Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating.
You got it.

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Old 04-01-2017, 07:29 PM
 
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow in "OZ "
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Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017. If today is your birthday, as an Aries born on April 2nd, your personality is highlighted by a creative and ambitious nature. In all matters of life, you let your quick and creative mind shine. Socially, this makes you a warm, enjoyable individual with a sense of humor. In work, when this quality is paired with your ambition, you become nearly unstoppable. You share birthdays with Marvin Gaye, singer; Christopher Meloni, actor; Alec Guiness, actor; Emmy Lou Harris, singer; Hans Christian Anderson, author.

(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)

Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone?........................
Did anyone fool you?.........................
Are you a practical joker?............................. yes !!!!!
Anything unusual happen?............ cow tipping and cow chip tossing.. dry ones only

When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone?......................... I empty the bit bin the other day...
Landline phone?.......................... Nope only the water line on my Yatch got cleaned..
Computer keyboard?
Your vehicle?
Your house?............................ it's country
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything?................... blew out the lint in my naval spring cleaning.

Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? No gifts.. to wear out.. I ate the stale cookies in the tin can.. those ugly butter cookies..

Have you ever used a rolling pin?................. Yes


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_WTcQy8a0M



Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?.... Not on a donkey.. only a Jack A$$

Have you ever putted at miniature golf? Years.. ago
Ridden a miniature horse?.......... can't does not fit between tin legs & thighs
Ridden a mechanical horse?......... Only when I was 4-5 for a nickel in front of the barber shop...

Pick one:
Pickles or yams.? Pickles.. crunchy dill's
Leeks or carrots?........... wild wood leaks.. Ramps and Venison
Beef or Pork chow mein?
Weiners or brats?.......... White Hot Pork Brats named Zwiegels
Taco or burger?................ Burger
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan? Both


Pun time:
A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Young man, is your mommy home?"
Brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "What the heck do you think?"

Quote of the moment:
To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntire

Historical events of note for April 2...
1513 – Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León first sights land in what is now the United States state of Florida.
1792 – The Coinage Act is passed establishing the United States Mint.
1827 - Joseph Dixon begins manufacturing lead pencils.
1877 - 1st Easter egg roll held on White House lawn .
1902 – "Electric Theatre", the first full-time movie theater in the United States, opens in Los Angeles.
1932- Charles Lindbergh turns over $50,000 as ransom for kidnapped son.
1954- Plans to build Disneyland 1st announced.
1956 - Soap operas "As the World Turns" and "Edge of Night" premieres on TV.
1958 - Wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, Wichita Falls, Texas (record)
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.
1978 - Velcro was 1st put on the market.
2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".

That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.

Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating.

Thanks Witty.... did you get pranked on Fool of April ......
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Old 04-01-2017, 08:26 PM
 
Location: Kanada ....(*V*)....
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Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017. If today is your birthday, as an Aries born on April 2nd, your personality is highlighted by a creative and ambitious nature. In all matters of life, you let your quick and creative mind shine. Socially, this makes you a warm, enjoyable individual with a sense of humor. In work, when this quality is paired with your ambition, you become nearly unstoppable. You share birthdays with Marvin Gaye, singer; Christopher Meloni, actor; Alec Guiness, actor; Emmy Lou Harris, singer; Hans Christian Anderson, author.

(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)

Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone?....NO
Did anyone fool you?....NO
Are you a practical joker?....NOT REALLY
Anything unusual happen?.....NO

When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone?..... SCREEN DAILY
Landline phone?....NO LONGER in use
Computer keyboard?... WEEKLY
Your vehicle?... BIWEEKLY
Your house?.... EVERY WEEK
Had your clock cleaned?...NO clock here
Cleaned anything?...BIKES


Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts?....HAve not finished them yet

Have you ever used a rolling pin?...YES
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?...NO

Have you ever putted at miniature golf?...YES
Ridden a miniature horse?...NO
Ridden a mechanical horse?...On a carousel

Pick one:
Pickles or yams.?... BOTH
Leeks or carrots?.. CARROTS
Beef or Pork chow mein?... NEITHER
Weiners or brats?... NEITHER
Taco or burger?... NEITHER
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?... CHICKEN PARMIGAN


Pun time:
A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Young man, is your mommy home?"
Brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "What the heck do you think?"


Quote of the moment:
To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntire

Historical events of note for April 2...
1513 – Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León first sights land in what is now the United States state of Florida.
1792 – The Coinage Act is passed establishing the United States Mint.
1827 - Joseph Dixon begins manufacturing lead pencils.
1877 - 1st Easter egg roll held on White House lawn .
1902 – "Electric Theatre", the first full-time movie theater in the United States, opens in Los Angeles.
1932- Charles Lindbergh turns over $50,000 as ransom for kidnapped son.
1954- Plans to build Disneyland 1st announced.
1956 - Soap operas "As the World Turns" and "Edge of Night" premieres on TV.
1958 - Wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, Wichita Falls, Texas (record)
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.
1978 - Velcro was 1st put on the market.
2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".

That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.

Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating.
THANK YOU wit-nit and good night everyone.
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Old 04-01-2017, 08:26 PM
 
Location: South Central Texas
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Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017. If today is your birthday, as an Aries born on April 2nd, your personality is highlighted by a creative and ambitious nature. In all matters of life, you let your quick and creative mind shine. Socially, this makes you a warm, enjoyable individual with a sense of humor. In work, when this quality is paired with your ambition, you become nearly unstoppable. You share birthdays with Marvin Gaye, singer; Christopher Meloni, actor; Alec Guiness, actor; Emmy Lou Harris, singer; Hans Christian Anderson, author.

(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)

Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? I called my Gdaughter and told her they were moving the Alamo to our little historic airport we frequent.
Did anyone fool you?
Are you a practical joker?
Anything unusual happen? My gdaughter brought me a cup of coffee this morning. It had hot sauce and God knows what else in it.

When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone?
Landline phone?
Computer keyboard?
Your vehicle?
Your house? In progress.
Had your clock cleaned? Never!
Cleaned anything? Dishes tonight.

Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? Nope all is well!

Have you ever used a rolling pin?
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?

Have you ever putted at miniature golf?
Ridden a miniature horse?
Ridden a mechanical horse?

Pick one:
Pickles or yams.?
Leeks or carrots?
Beef or Pork chow mein?
Weiners or brats?
Taco or burger?
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?


Pun time:
A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Young man, is your mommy home?"
Brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "What the heck do you think?"


Quote of the moment:
To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntire

Historical events of note for April 2...
1513 – Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León first sights land in what is now the United States state of Florida.
1792 – The Coinage Act is passed establishing the United States Mint.
1827 - Joseph Dixon begins manufacturing lead pencils.
1877 - 1st Easter egg roll held on White House lawn .
1902 – "Electric Theatre", the first full-time movie theater in the United States, opens in Los Angeles.
1932- Charles Lindbergh turns over $50,000 as ransom for kidnapped son.
1954- Plans to build Disneyland 1st announced.
1956 - Soap operas "As the World Turns" and "Edge of Night" premieres on TV.
1958 - Wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, Wichita Falls, Texas (record)
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.
1978 - Velcro was 1st put on the market.
2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".
Is this April's fool?
That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.

Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating.
Thanks Witty! Nice job!

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Old 04-01-2017, 09:49 PM
 
Location: Lexington, Kentucky
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Welcome to the Questions Of The day For Sunday April 2, 2017. If today is your birthday, as an Aries born on April 2nd, your personality is highlighted by a creative and ambitious nature. In all matters of life, you let your quick and creative mind shine. Socially, this makes you a warm, enjoyable individual with a sense of humor. In work, when this quality is paired with your ambition, you become nearly unstoppable. You share birthdays with Marvin Gaye, singer; Christopher Meloni, actor; Alec Guiness, actor; Emmy Lou Harris, singer; Hans Christian Anderson, author.

(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late)

Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone?
Did anyone fool you?
Are you a practical joker?
Anything unusual happen? No

When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? A few weeks ago (I rarely use it, it basically stays in my purse turned off - unless
I take it out to use the alarm or ipod feature.)

Landline phone? I maybe use that less than the cell phone! So...a few weeks or so.
Computer keyboard? yesterday.
Your vehicle? A couple of days ago.
Your house? A couple hours ago.
Had your clock cleaned? Not recently
Cleaned anything? This and that!

Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts?

No, but ate the food gifts!

Have you ever used a rolling pin? Yes.
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? The game, yes.

Have you ever putted at miniature golf? Yes, but not for many years.
Ridden a miniature horse? No.
Ridden a mechanical horse? Maybe the kiddie ride kind when I was a child.

Pick one:
Pickles or yams.? I like both, pickles maybe a little more.
Leeks or carrots? Carrots
Beef or Pork chow mein?
Weiners or brats? I don't really care much for either
Taco or burger?
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan? Neither.


Pun time:
A door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old Little Brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "Young man, is your mommy home?"
Brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "What the heck do you think?"


Quote of the moment:
To succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...Reba McEntire

Historical events of note for April 2...
1513 – Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de León first sights land in what is now the United States state of Florida.
1792 – The Coinage Act is passed establishing the United States Mint.
1827 - Joseph Dixon begins manufacturing lead pencils.
1877 - 1st Easter egg roll held on White House lawn .
1902 – "Electric Theatre", the first full-time movie theater in the United States, opens in Los Angeles.
1932- Charles Lindbergh turns over $50,000 as ransom for kidnapped son.
1954- Plans to build Disneyland 1st announced.
1956 - Soap operas "As the World Turns" and "Edge of Night" premieres on TV.
1958 - Wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, Wichita Falls, Texas (record)
1977 - Fleetwood Mac's "Rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.
1978 - Velcro was 1st put on the market.
2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".

That's all folks for this Sundays QOTD's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of Bie, Bye and Itz Gon attorney's outlawed.

Have a great Sunday, thanks for participating.
Have a great Sunday yourself!
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Old 04-01-2017, 10:16 PM
 
Location: Southern California
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Landing on my favorite slot was no April Fool's joke.

Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone?
Did anyone fool you?
Are you a practical joker?
Anything unusual happen?
No to all of the above.

When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? A few days ago.
Landline phone? Last month.
Computer keyboard? Last month.
Your vehicle? Last November but plan to get it cleaned today (Sunday).
Your house? Yesterday (Saturday).
Had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything? See above.

Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? Still have a couple of gift cards. Spent all the cash.

Have you ever used a rolling pin? I don't think so.
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? Yes but not a real one.

Have you ever putted at miniature golf? A few times.
Ridden a miniature horse? No.
Ridden a mechanical horse? Not that I remember.

Pick one:
Pickles or yams? Yams.
Leeks or carrots? Carrots.
Beef or Pork chow mein?
Weiners or brats? Brats.
Taco or burger? Burger.
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan? Chicken. (I think you meant to put "parmigiana.")

I hope your Sunday is a fun day!
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Old 04-01-2017, 10:17 PM
 
Location: San Francisco
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(Posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late) Have fun!

Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone?
No, I can't remember doing that. I'm one of those transparent types who is incapable of putting on an act.
Did anyone fool you?
My first husband fooled me into thinking he was going to stop drinking.
Are you a practical joker?
No, I don't enjoy practical jokes and don't play them on others.
Anything unusual happen?
I tried to make a purchase on a website but couldn't complete it because a pop-up chat window covered half the screen. When I finally figured out a way to get around that problem, the site rejected first one, and then another of my credit cards. When I contacted the company on Facebook, they said that the bank was trying to protect me from fraud. The bank's software evidently saw several unsuccessful attempts to make a purchase and assumed the cards were stolen. I was advised to contact the bank directly, but when I called customer service, an automated voice said the wait was one to two hours. I hung up. Sheesh!
When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? I clean the screen every day.
Landline phone? Last month sometime.
Computer keyboard? Last month
Your vehicle? I vacuumed and cleaned the interior last week. Will probably wash the outside next week if the weather continues to be warm and sunny.
Your house? Umm...it's been nearly a week since I did the whole house, but I take care of small jobs every day.
Had your clock cleaned? Not since the last time I posted something controversial here and got attacked by the internet pit bulls.
Cleaned anything? I washed the dishes and cleaned the coffeepot today.

Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts?
Yes, I have used up the scented soaps Mr. Bay gave me.
Have you ever used a rolling pin?
Yes, I have a vintage wooden one that probably dates back to the 1930s.
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey?
I remember playing that game at birthday parties, but I don't think I ever pinned the tail.
Have you ever putted at miniature golf?
Yes, I love to play miniature golf.
Ridden a miniature horse?
No, only a regular one.
Ridden a mechanical horse?
Yes, the coin-operated ones that used to be in front of grocery stores.

Pick one:
Pickles or yams.?
Leeks or carrots?
Beef or Pork chow mein?
Wieners or brats?
Taco or burger?
Veal parmigiana or chicken parmigiana? (I don't eat veal.)



Historical events of note for April 2...

2017- Tinman is found rusting in old water well, Redbird to the rescue pulls Tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, Tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".
Aaaaack!


Thanks, Wit-nit!
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Old 04-01-2017, 10:33 PM
 
Location: In the Pearl of the Purchase, Ky
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Saturday was April Fools Day...
Did you fool anyone? Nope
Did anyone fool you? Nope
Are you a practical joker? Yup
Anything unusual happen? Nope

When was the last time you cleaned:
Your cell phone? Supposed to clean them?
Landline phone? Don't have one
Computer keyboard? Few weeks ago
Your vehicle? Last time it rained
Your house? This afternoon
Had your clock cleaned? Can't think of that happening
Cleaned anything? The kitchen plus the laundry before going to work this afternoon

Misc:
It's been a little over 3 months since Christmas,
have you worn out or used up any Christmas gifts? We used a gift card to a restaurant

Have you ever used a rolling pin? Yup
Have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? Yup

Have you ever putted at miniature golf? Yup
Ridden a miniature horse? Yup
Ridden a mechanical horse? Nope

Pick one:
Pickles or yams.? Pickles
Leeks or carrots? Carrots
Beef or Pork chow mein? Pork
Weiners or brats? Brats. Also LOVE brat burgers!!
Taco or burger? Burger
Veal parmigan or chicken parmigan? Veal
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Old 04-01-2017, 11:21 PM
 
Location: Long Neck , DE
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(posting a little early tonight, going out wine-ing and dining and may be home late) :d
oh dear. do we have a designated driver??

saturday was april fools day...
Did you fool anyone?no
did anyone fool you?no
are you a practical joker? some times but i have a very dry sense of humor and not everyone appreciates it so i have to be careful.
anything unusual happen? i wish very boring day

when was the last time you cleaned:
your cell phone?don't remember ever cleaning it
landline phone? right after i cleaned my cell phone.
computer keyboard? yesterday (work keyboard)
your vehicle? car windows count?? Yesterday
your house?vacuumed rug friday
had your clock cleaned?
Cleaned anything? early yesterday morning

misc:
it's been a little over 3 months since christmas,
have you worn out or used up any christmas gifts? yes the cookies and gift cards

have you ever used a rolling pin?yes
have you ever pinned a tail on a donkey? yes:d so long ago it seems like another lifetime.

have you ever putted at miniature golf? yes
ridden a miniature horse?no
ridden a mechanical horse? merry go round horse yes Buckin bronce no way

pick one:
pickles or yams.?
beef or pork chow mein?
weiners or brats?
Taco or burger?
veal parmigan or chicken parmigan?


pun time:
a door-to-door salesman comes-a-knocking and 10-year-old little brian answers, a beer in one hand and a lit cigar in the other.
The salesman says, "young man, is your mommy home?"
brian taps his ashes on the carpet and says, "what the heck do you think?"
:d:d

quote of the moment:
to succeed in life you need three things; a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...reba mcentire

historical events of note for april 2...
1513 – spanish explorer juan ponce de león first sights land in what is now the united states state of florida.
1792 – the coinage act is passed establishing the united states mint.
1827 - joseph dixon begins manufacturing lead pencils.
1877 - 1st easter egg roll held on white house lawn .
1902 – "electric theatre", the first full-time movie theater in the united states, opens in los angeles.
1932- charles lindbergh turns over $50,000 as ransom for kidnapped son.
1954- plans to build disneyland 1st announced.
1956 - soap operas "as the world turns" and "edge of night" premieres on tv.
1958 - wind speed reaches 450 kph in tornado, wichita falls, texas (record)
1977 - fleetwood mac's "rumors," album goes to #1 and stays #1 for 31 weeks.
1978 - velcro was 1st put on the market.
2017- tinman is found rusting in old water well, redbird to the rescue pulls tinny out then dunks him in a 50 gallon oil drum, tinny un-creakingly thankful sighs with relief, exclaims "oils well that ends well".:d

that's all folks for this sundays qotd's. Hope you enjoyed them. As required all questions, puns, information was run by and approved by the law firm of bie, bye and itz gon attorney's outlawed.

Have a great sunday, thanks for participating.
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